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(From Cameron's time, in style of John Cooper Clark)
1/4
Tory story
Lacks glory.
Vote blue
Or fuck you.
Sell, sack,
Fiddle, frack.
Cut, slash,
Pocket cash.
Gerrymander.
Back-hander.
Murdoch pander.
Millislander.
HS2, CO2,
Two for me,
None for you.
(From Cameron's time, in style of John Cooper Clark)
1/4
Tory story
Lacks glory.
Vote blue
Or fuck you.
Sell, sack,
Fiddle, frack.
Cut, slash,
Pocket cash.
Gerrymander.
Back-hander.
Murdoch pander.
Millislander.
HS2, CO2,
Two for me,
None for you.
Green crap.
Migrant cap.
Dog whistle.
Fact dismissal.
Welfare slash.
Union bash.
NHS reduced to ash.
Don't dare
a wheelchair:
Tax rooms
for home care.
Zero hours.
Zero hope.
Starting life
at the end of your rope.
They've presided.
We've divided.
Democracy has been derided.
Migrant cap.
Dog whistle.
Fact dismissal.
Welfare slash.
Union bash.
NHS reduced to ash.
Don't dare
a wheelchair:
Tax rooms
for home care.
Zero hours.
Zero hope.
Starting life
at the end of your rope.
They've presided.
We've divided.
Democracy has been derided.
Rake muck.
House for a duck.
Allegedly a pig fuck.
Earn less.
Eton mess.
Taking orders from the press.
Food bank.
Pay shrank.
Budget is a pile of wank.
School chum.
Pleb scum.
Protest letter from his mum.
Unfeeling.
Glass ceiling.
Government of dodgy dealing.
House for a duck.
Allegedly a pig fuck.
Earn less.
Eton mess.
Taking orders from the press.
Food bank.
Pay shrank.
Budget is a pile of wank.
School chum.
Pleb scum.
Protest letter from his mum.
Unfeeling.
Glass ceiling.
Government of dodgy dealing.
