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Aug 15, 2018, 17 tweets

Welcome to my thread of the 10 dumbest events of the week. Some of these events are funny, some of them are tragic but all of them are deeply and truly stupid. #tendumbesteventsoftheweek

Trump invited a bunch of bikers, including one who had an “I love guns and titties” patch on his leather jacket to Trump’s private golf club in New Jersey. Needless to say hilarity ensued.

Trump revoked the security clearances of a lot of people who criticized him but not poor dumb Jared because Jared is busy bringing peace to the Middle East.

3. Infowars gets banned from twitter for ..... one week.
money.cnn.com/2018/08/14/med…

4. Tucker Carlson is very angry about food stamps as most heirs to frozen fish fortunes are.

5. 5,683 people voted for actual Nazi Paul Nehlen.
thehour.com/news/amp/WI-GO…

6. Junior was declared the future of the Republican Party, the same day he posted this selfie.

7. Omarosa says Trump knew about Wikileaks before the email dump but it’s Omarosa sooooooo people are skeptical.

thinkprogress.org/omarosa-trump-…

8. The Paul Manafort Trial ended and we learned that Paul offered Stephen Calk (or as he’s known in polite society the dumbest person in the world) many “perspective rolls” for a loan of 16 million dollars. Sadly Stephen never got any “rolls” or even roles.

9. This week we learned that our president doesn’t totally understand how time zones work and he thinks there’s a county called “nipple.”
politico.com/amp/story/2018…

10. And the dumbest thing of the week Kimberly guilfoyle lied about taking a selfie.

10A. I have a last minute add of yet another truly stupid thing, Ted Cruz’s new logo which was brilliantly spoofed by @JSwiftTWS.

10b. “Is America great gate?”
A late but important add to the list of stupid. Donald J Trump (and his gums in the form of Eric) are very very triggered by Andrew Cuomo’s assertion that American isn’t that great.

Also needless to say this list will be in the library of Congress and The Hague.

10c. Last minute add because it’s deeply and truly stupid Trumps military parade will cost 80 million dollars more than originally thought.
cnbc.com/2018/08/16/tru…

10D. Another add, um, ex-head of the CIA says Trump for sure colluded.
nytimes.com/2018/08/16/opi…

Another amazing last minute addition to the list of moronics, @CoreyStewartVA tweeted this meme of @TimKaine and Joseph Stalin because the Right can neither think nor meme.

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