As we have some new readers I think its time to recap how the Pulp Library works. There's a lot to cover... #LibraryLife
In the #Library we DO NOT:
- nap
- fart
- flick bogeys
- play Warhammer 40,000
- hang around section 613.96*
(*you know what that is!)
In the #Library we hunt for knowledge the old fashioned way: primitive, savage and glorious. We track our prey like wolves. We NEVER ask Siri!
In the #Library we all follow the rules. People who don't follow the rules disappear.
We know how to disappear people because we read books...
In the #Library we are polite. However we know every profanity under the sun because we've looked them up. So don't push your f*cking luck at the reference counter...
In the #Library we love the card index. That's because we stash the Quaaludes in box 309*.
(*Dewey code: 'no longer found')
So be a #Library champ today. Otherwise when the #Zombie Apocalypse* comes we won't let you in!
(*We're ready, the stacks are mined...)
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