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As we have some new readers I think its time to recap how the Pulp Library works. There's a lot to cover... #LibraryLife 
In the #Library we DO NOT:
- nap
- fart
- flick bogeys
- play Warhammer 40,000
- hang around section 613.96*
(*you know what that is!)
- nap
- fart
- flick bogeys
- play Warhammer 40,000
- hang around section 613.96*
(*you know what that is!)
In the #Library we hunt for knowledge the old fashioned way: primitive, savage and glorious. We track our prey like wolves. We NEVER ask Siri!
In the #Library we all follow the rules. People who don't follow the rules disappear.
We know how to disappear people because we read books...
We know how to disappear people because we read books...
In the #Library we are polite. However we know every profanity under the sun because we've looked them up. So don't push your f*cking luck at the reference counter...
In the #Library we love the card index. That's because we stash the Quaaludes in box 309*.
(*Dewey code: 'no longer found')
(*Dewey code: 'no longer found')
So be a #Library champ today. Otherwise when the #Zombie Apocalypse* comes we won't let you in!
(*We're ready, the stacks are mined...)
(*We're ready, the stacks are mined...)
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