"If you have faith, nothing can move you, no power wether physical or spiritual can scare you" were the last words that came out of Pst Tunde's mouth when heard "poh poh poh kpa kpa kpu kpu" sound of guns in the terbernacle...
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Everybody just went down even before being instructed to do so; the shocking part was that Pst Tunde within this few seconds had emptied his pockets, lying face down & begging that his life be spared.
Pst Tunde is famous for his teachings on faith as a dogged preacher. We've heard so much about him that we even heard he's been shot several times but the bullet didn't penetrate his skin. We even heard he used faith to driver a car with empty tank from Abuja to calabar
(when I heard this one, I just concluded the angels poured their urine into the fuel tank of the car). I felt I really needed to hear this man and that led me to the "Do Quick make we dy go ministries" that faithful Sunday.
Everyone in the church auditorium were shook bcos this is the veritable Pst Tunde a.k.a " Apostle of Faith, Father of Faith... while some people lying on the floor close to me were murmuring about what was happening, all I desired was for everything to end so i could go home.
The robbers (about 7 in numbers) calm the place down & started interviewing Pst Tunde that they have heard a lot about his faith & other stories so they have come to rest & see; they asked him to stand up for some bullet proof testing since bullets don't penetrate him
Pst Tune immediately stood up & denied all the stories the robbers were recounting & accruing to him. As a matter of fact, the Apostle of faith himself denied ever working any miracle since he began his church😲.
I was confused bcos I even heard him reference to these stories during his message that morning. Even one Bro sitting close to me gave me the gbejero look (only warri people might get this) right there like he was trying to ask me questions with this mind.
The robbers ended the interrogation with several unholy slaps baptising g the holy face of our great apostle of faith, pst Tunde. They went ahead to collect all the monies for that Sunday's offering & every other money that was within the church premises.
I was happy as I gave them my wallet contain 10k that everything was going to end now when another one just walked into the church from outside & instructed that all the young ladies in the church should stand up & raise their hands above their heads laidis👇
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