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Co-Founder @rebelhealth_ I tweet about health, fitness, finance, fatherhood, start up stuff, and US history. Culture war vet, retired.

Sep 8, 2018, 18 tweets

Yo! The Jack Murphy Live Baking Hour is about to kick off!

Tonight: fresh Naan

What’s better than bread?

Bread with fricking

yogurt,

butter and

honey

IN it.

When we go, we go hard around here.

My twitter feed use to be full of sex talk and bread pictures.

And that made me a Nazi.

So I’m doubling down.

We be sex and bread positive around here.

Get some.

Prepare the battlefield:

The amazing @The_Red_Hen is across from me in then kitchen making Butter Chicken.

The family that cooks together stays together.

This gooey little ball of sticky is gonna be delicious Naan in no time.

We’ve reached the waiting game, however.

One hour to rise.

Craft and cocktail time with the kids.

Well. Crafts for them.

While we wait for the dough to rise, we gonna get hog wild here.

Welcome to the exciting world of duct tape miracles:

Your kids only eat hot dogs and chicken nuggets?

That’s your own fault.

I take my eldest daughter out for different ethnic food each month.

A dinner date for the two of us.

We are eating Indian tonight.

Your kids are a reflection of you.

Own it.

The @The_Red_Hen is fearless in the kitchen. Thai curry. Indian food. Fresh baked sweets and cakes.

She’s in her 20’s and stands out from all her peers.

Don’t be that girl who Uber Eats everything if she hasn’t gone to the Whole Foods hot bar.

Be like @The_Red_Hen .

The bread has risen.

It’s time for me to turn it out.

Turning things out is my specialty.

So many jokes.

Ten little bread pancakes ready for the heat.

The payoff is coming soon!

Out of the frying pan and into the fire!

Por fin!

A pile of fresh homemade Naan smothered in melted butter and ready to be served.

The money shot ladies and gentlemen:

From raw Ingredients and dream to homemade deliciousness, @The_Red_Hen ‘s butter chicken is amazing.

And while I was in the kitchen the kids finished their duct tape projects. Clutches and wallets!

Saturday night yo!! #weekendtwitter

Thanks for tuning in to the Jack Murphy Live Baking Hour!

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