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#TFC: #Trump family curse: Part 1
"Father I am bored" Whined #DTJ, "I want a pet"
"Son, Remember I gave you #ScottBaio and you forgot to feed him? #Trump replied.
"I didn't like him" Jr said stomping his feet, "He is always whining about this career he had and also he bites".
"Father I am bored" Whined #DTJ, "I want a pet"
"Son, Remember I gave you #ScottBaio and you forgot to feed him? #Trump replied.
"I didn't like him" Jr said stomping his feet, "He is always whining about this career he had and also he bites".
#TFC: #Trump family curse: Part2
"Father" #DTJ said in a much lower voice, "Can we speak of the family secret."
"You mean #Russia" #Trump snarled as Junior recoiled
"Just kidding, everyone knows about that" #Trump said
"The OTHER secret. like why we love the #NRA" Junior replied.
"Father" #DTJ said in a much lower voice, "Can we speak of the family secret."
"You mean #Russia" #Trump snarled as Junior recoiled
"Just kidding, everyone knows about that" #Trump said
"The OTHER secret. like why we love the #NRA" Junior replied.
#TFC: #Trump family curse: Part 3
#FAKENEWS Roared #Trump slamming the door.
"Father please it's why we hunt and need big things and..." #DTJ said
"SILENCE" #Trump interrupted handing his son a piece of paper.
"Take this and Summon #PaulRyan, he will show you the way, now leave"
#FAKENEWS Roared #Trump slamming the door.
"Father please it's why we hunt and need big things and..." #DTJ said
"SILENCE" #Trump interrupted handing his son a piece of paper.
"Take this and Summon #PaulRyan, he will show you the way, now leave"
#TFC: #Trump family curse: Part 4
#DonaldTrumpJr read the paper: To summon #PaulRyan: Orphan Tears, One million dollars from the #NRA, A Puppy, Candy taken from a small child. A Pentagram drawn with #SarahSanders eyeshadow
"Doesn't seem very Christian" Junior muttered to himself
#DonaldTrumpJr read the paper: To summon #PaulRyan: Orphan Tears, One million dollars from the #NRA, A Puppy, Candy taken from a small child. A Pentagram drawn with #SarahSanders eyeshadow
"Doesn't seem very Christian" Junior muttered to himself
TFC: #Trump family curse: Part 4 (Cont)
Junior acquired what he could & #PaulRyan appeared in draped head to toe in #KKK robes.
"Bad time?" Junior asked
"Never" Paul Ryan smiled as he drank the orphan tears
"Next time, don't you dare forget the puppy!" He said licking his lips
Junior acquired what he could & #PaulRyan appeared in draped head to toe in #KKK robes.
"Bad time?" Junior asked
"Never" Paul Ryan smiled as he drank the orphan tears
"Next time, don't you dare forget the puppy!" He said licking his lips
Will be posting Parts 5 - 10 later, hope everyone enjoyed or is currently enjoying
TFC: #Trump family curse: Part 5
#PaulRyan sighed. "Okay, let's hear the worst of it"
Junior took off his clothes, "Not what I meant" Paul Ryan said
"It's adorable" Came a voice from across the room
"Mike Pence, I didn't even know you were here!" Exclaimed #DTJ
#PaulRyan sighed. "Okay, let's hear the worst of it"
Junior took off his clothes, "Not what I meant" Paul Ryan said
"It's adorable" Came a voice from across the room
"Mike Pence, I didn't even know you were here!" Exclaimed #DTJ
TFC: #Trump family curse: Part 6
"Still bigger than your father and I" Said Paul Ryan with brutal honesty
#DTJ looked down sadly at his man hood. "Do you have your #NRA life Membership yet" He asked, as Jr nodded "Kill a lot of animals". "Act angry all the time" #PaulRyan asked
"Still bigger than your father and I" Said Paul Ryan with brutal honesty
#DTJ looked down sadly at his man hood. "Do you have your #NRA life Membership yet" He asked, as Jr nodded "Kill a lot of animals". "Act angry all the time" #PaulRyan asked
TFC: #Trump family curse: Part 7
"I do all those things and I am still not happy" Moaned #DTJ as #PaulRyan Sighed.
"We are not meant to be happy! We buy big guns, big jets, big everything to make others think we are better. #PR Said
And #Pence what are you still doing down there
"I do all those things and I am still not happy" Moaned #DTJ as #PaulRyan Sighed.
"We are not meant to be happy! We buy big guns, big jets, big everything to make others think we are better. #PR Said
And #Pence what are you still doing down there
FC: #Trump family curse: Part 8
#Pence quickly put his phone away, "Nothing" He said innocently "I was just checking the boy's measurements" He said
"You still haven't left" #DTJ Pointed out
"Yes indeed, I hate the left" Said #Pence still staring lost in thought staring at JR
#Pence quickly put his phone away, "Nothing" He said innocently "I was just checking the boy's measurements" He said
"You still haven't left" #DTJ Pointed out
"Yes indeed, I hate the left" Said #Pence still staring lost in thought staring at JR
TFC: #Trump family curse: Part 9
"Anyway" Paul Ryan said. "This is the curse that #Republicans have endured for a long time"
#DTJR finally pulled his pants up as #Pence walked away sadly.
"There is one way to fix the curse for future generations" #PR said, but it is horrible!
"Anyway" Paul Ryan said. "This is the curse that #Republicans have endured for a long time"
#DTJR finally pulled his pants up as #Pence walked away sadly.
"There is one way to fix the curse for future generations" #PR said, but it is horrible!
TFC: #Trump family curse: Part 10 (Final)
"I'll do anything" #DTJ pleaded
"The curse will only be removed when you are kind to refugees, help out the less fortunate and care about other people's lives that aren't rich and white" Paul Ryan Said
"HELL NO" #Junior said - The End
"I'll do anything" #DTJ pleaded
"The curse will only be removed when you are kind to refugees, help out the less fortunate and care about other people's lives that aren't rich and white" Paul Ryan Said
"HELL NO" #Junior said - The End
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