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ALRIGHT

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I get the feeling I'm woefully unprepared for this. At least with Harry Potter I knew it had to do with magic and stuff.

Whereas I just found out Hunger Games isn't about food this morning.

Anyways, LET'S GO.

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Public reaping?

Oh shit it's gladiator

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Wtf is with that facial hair

He looks like a magician

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That scream by the little girl woke my fucking cat up and she bolted out of the room while knocking over my water.

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"I'll still cook you"

IT IS ABOUT FOOD YOU FUCKERS LIED

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I've always thought that JLaw looked like a real life Tweety bird (Looney Toons), so imma call her Tweety.

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Tweety got mad game with that bow

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I'm so hungry I could eat that doe very easily

Haven't eaten yet today for the spirit of the games

And I don't have any food

But the former sounds better

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Who's the dumb fuck who scared the deer? Kinda looks like an asshole tbh

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Oh shit is that Ru Paul?

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Asshole looking dude I'm just gonna call Eyebrows.

Cuz damn.

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Hawt damn

Oh fuck she just said the "odds" thing you guys have been telling me.

Tf?

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I know for a god damn FACT one of the movies is "something something MOCKINGJAY" and she just got a mockingjay

So

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Why the fuck is she calling that girl a little duck? Of all the lovely pet names, I would not choose a duck.

They quack non stop, shit everywhere, and are generally annoying.

Unless that little girl does, too.

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Shit, its a concentration camp

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Duck's panicking

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Man you guys don't want me to watch happy movies, do you?

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I am so confused right now.

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Ru Paul said the odds line, too.

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"War... War never changes"

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Getting some serious Backstory™ right now.

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Bitch WHAT

They're doing a gladiator thing to stop war?

This is basically like a weird Purge thing

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Its gonna be Tweety

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Ah shit, it's Duck.

Dude she's wayyyy too fucking young.

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Bruh, Tweety. Solid move.

👊

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I think I've heard that volunteer line before.

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Katniss? The FUCK kinda name is that?

I'm sticking with Tweety.

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What's with the three finger thing?

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Pita? As in the bread?

Man they don't do the whole "normal names" thing do they?

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Bread boy looks fucking devastated.

I would be too. He might as well be wearing a red shirt on Star Trek.

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"Just try to win if you can!"

Her face is on the other movie covers so

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Eyebrows is definitely going to drop the line "you shouldn't die a virgin"

Wait for it

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Who am I kidding. That's not Ru Paul.

That's Willam.

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Update: my cat finally came back

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No. Fucking. Way.

WOODY MY MAN.

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Sponsors? There's sponsorship in this fucker?

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God damn they've even got commentators

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This was written by whoever the author opposite of Ayn Rand is.

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Times Tweety's been naked in this movie: 2

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Is that Lenny fucking Kravitz?

Dude. Awesome.

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Marilyn Manson could have very well been on screen by now and I wouldn't fucking be able to tell either everyone else's weird ass aesthetic.

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Was that Donald Sutherland?

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THIS. GIRL. IS ON FIIIIIIIIIREEEEEE.

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Bread boy playing that audience like an absolute boss.

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Lol at the two in the white rhinestone suits and cowboy hats

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Blonde boy looks like a fucking psychopath.

He's just a blonde boy doing what blonde boys do.

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Sword.

Scythe.

Javelin.

Gun.

Shield.

Mace- wait fuck that gimme the gun

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So what happens if blonde boy ices someone during practice? Does he get booted?

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The real Hunger Games here is me looking at that fucking food and hearing my stomach have very positive thoughts about it.

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Ahhh Bread Boy thinks he's gonna die. That's sad.

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Jesus some of these kids are not fucking around.

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God at their age I wasn't training for certain death

I was skipping school and doing dumb teen shit.

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Bread boy's got it where it counts

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The fuck is he doing to his arm? That's trippy as hell.

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Holy shit there's like an 8 year old girl there. Fuck.

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Time for Tweety to shoot some shit down.

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Oh they laugh now

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First impression lost, man

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OH SHIT

THAT'S HOW YOU GET SOME ATTENTION

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"Loosen your corset, have a drink"

Wisdom

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What do the scores mean? Is that like "ability to fuck shit up"?

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Well whatever it means, she beat em all

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"A little hope is good, a lot of hope is dangerous. Crush it."

Ayyy lmao its like listening to my anxiety.

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Holy shit this tv host guy looks like a tool.

Gonna call him Regis.

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Dude this is mad fucked.

Hey let's do a pre-bloodbath interview.

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I'd show all these fuckers what's what

I'd just straight up have a fucking heart attack in front of an audience that size and die right there.

MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR oh shit he dead

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She just self immolates right then and there.

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Or she just gets dizzy and passes out.

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Yo get her sister's name out of your FUCKING MOUTH you slimy ball of hair gel.

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Throw Regis in the ring. I wanna see that shit.

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I'm rooting for Bread boy.

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MOTHERFUCKER CAN PLAY A CROWD

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Bread boy doesn't give a fuck about Tweety, he's just playing an angle.

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Bread boy is the unsung hero of this world

"If I'm gonna die, I just want to go out flipping a double bird at these dumb fuckers who put this shindig together"

Man after my heart.

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From what I've gathered so far

Tweety is basically Player Unknown.

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Oh shit is it go time already?

The entire second half of this movie is the fucking bloodbath?

Dude. This is going to be very tense.

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Hey she's got her good luck pin

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This feels like an episode of Black Mirror.

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Dude I'm fucking nervous

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That's a lot of weapons.

Its also a fucking trap.

Run away.

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My heart is actually racing from this count down.

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GO TIME

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Oh

Oh holy Jesus

That's a lot more brutal than I thought.

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Dude even the fucking kid

Wow

I was not ready

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God damn. They just... Dropped

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Where the fuck is Bread boy?

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I'm so hungry even that squirrel looked good.

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God wouldn't it fucking suck to be the guy who died from choking on lunch in this ordeal.

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They play an "in memoriam" reel?

Dude this movie is so MESSED UP

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You can form alliances?

Isn't that like cheating or something?

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Oh fuck me dude he's in the really fucked up alliance

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Tweety is doing exactly what I'd do

Pick a direction and go that direction.

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Only you can prevent forest fires

This message brought to you by the guy throwing fucking FIREBALLS AT TWEETY

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Oh fuck HIDE

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Now's your chance, Bread boy, stab em in the back.

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Where does she think she's going?

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Yeah she's a little trapped. Bad. Move.

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The hell is that?

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Its burn salve.

I mean that's great, but maybe an anti-sword salve would've been better.

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Oh snap little girl to the rescue?

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NOPE, BEES

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LETHAL BEES

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NOT THE BEES

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Now THAT is a shitty way to die.

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Queue hallucinations.

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Oh god it feels like being too drunk

Everything's all wavy and blurry.

Ugh.

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She's hallucinating about miners?

I mean, I guess I hallucinated that only Paul Mccartney could understand me that one time....

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The little girl DID save her. Awesome.

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A COUPLE OF DAYS?!

Dude.

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I love this little girl and I'm now rooting for her. Rest of these people can go get stung.

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Mockingjays sound cool as hell

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Thank you @TwitterSupport for locking my account for a few minutes. Let's resume, shall we?

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I don't like the looks of the camp.

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Oh FUCK that's a lot of boom

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Oh that kid is dead.

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They better not harm the little girl

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Oh man, she killed someo

WOAH NUH UH

NO

NOOOO

NO

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GOD DAMMIT OKAY IM FUCKING MAD NOW

I WANT THEM ALL TO DIE

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Tweety is going to SCORCH THE EARTH BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL FUCKED UP

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She's not dead? No canon blast!

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... No she is most assuredly dead.

I'm just trying to remain positive.

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Wands up for Rue

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God damn District 11 looks like Philadelphia after an Eagles loss.

Or win.

Basically just Philly.

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So Bread Boy and Tweety can theoretically make it out alive now?!

PLOT TWIST

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I still think Bread boy is a red shirt, though...

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Jesus dude he made himself into a rock.

But, he's STILL ALIVE

MY MAN

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Oh now my girl Tweety is playing the cameras, too.

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Dude could someone air freight me some soup?

Fuck I'm hungry.

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They're hosting a feast in the middle?

How obvious can you be that you're just whoring for ratings.

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Eyebrows is crushed

But he should know better

They're ACTING

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I mean if they start doing the nasty I'd be more convinced, but for now, it's obvious they're acting.

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Why wouldn't you grab all the bags?

Oh fuck it's creepy knife girl

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Oh SHIT this bitch is DEAD.

FUCK you for killing Rue.

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Ayyy magic salve!

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They're releasing demon dogs now?

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I do NOT like the sound of the demon dogs.

And they got Rue's dude. Damn.

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BIG DOG

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Man that's just fucking rude releasing more.

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FUCK OFF BLONDE BOY

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This is too tense

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TAKE THE SHOT, TWEETY

BETWEEN THE EYES

JUST LIKE THE APPLE

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Aw man, blonde boy had Tragic Backstory™

But didn't Tweety and Bread boy just win?!

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Hey they won!

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Woah what

They can't change the rules like that

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WHAT NO

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KILL HER BREAD BOY

MAKE IT QUICK

NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Jesus I didn't want this ending

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FUCK YES

THAT'S RIGHT YOU STUPID BITCH

DOUBLE SUICIDE AIN'T GOOD FOR RATINGS

GET REKT

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God I hate this Regis guy

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I love Donald Sutherland but he's givin me the heebies right now.

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Eyebrows gonna be pissed.

Is he a Hemsworth?

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Heyyy happy ending. Bread boy and Tweety live and got to go home.

That's the end, right? No more? We cool?