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Jul 1, 2018 • 73 tweets • 19 min read • Read on X
ALRIGHT, #HungerGamesLiveTweet part three!

Big ole flamey mockingjay staring me down here. Its a symbol of peace and Pita not dying ever and Woody deciding to up and just retire to Florida so he lives.

Thats what's gonna happen.

Here we go.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Opening up like some Matrix shit. This is not reassuring.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

This entire thing looks like a fucking nightmare sequence
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

"I wish they were all dead and we were too"

*TITLE SCREEN*

I'm gonna need a drink when this is all over
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Oh shit it's Cottonmouth!
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

I thought Hoffman died before this movie began filming?
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

This is gonna make me want to fight the establishment, but I have a lot of shit to get done today, so...

I'll pencil in a revolution next weekend.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Eyyy Eyebrows is alive and well. That's cool.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Holy dicks district 12 is basically just fucking GONE.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Jesus, its... All gone. Wow.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Oh my god. That's... A lot of bodies.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

I couldn't fucking imagine. Holy shit.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Yeah that'd be the kinda thing that would either destroy your will to live or turn you into a fireball weapon of hate against the people who did it.

Think I know which route this is going.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Ah yeah nothing quells a rebellion faster than public executions.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

.................. well at least pita is alive
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Pita plays this motherfucking game, though. He's a bad ass. He'll kick all those fuckers in the teeth and tapdance on their molars outta the Capitol and make this a one man revolution.

..... Please.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Nope. My boy Pita is playing the Snape card. Fake traitor.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

HE EVEN FUCKING SAID "ALWAYS"

YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME MY BOI CIABATTA OR WHATEVER ISN'T PLAYING THE SNAPE CARD
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

I don't think I've ever seen anything with Hoffman in it. He's a fucking good actor.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Even Ru Paul decided to become a rebel. What a fucking badass!
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Why do I get the feeling this whole thing is gonna be like "meet the new boss, same as the old boss"?
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

I forgot Lenny died.

I'm madder and sadder now.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

"Best dressed rebel in history"

That'll be a weird answer to a test for kids 100 years from now in this world.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

She's acting.

How meta.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Oh shit she's a terrible actress.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

WOODY!!!!
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Hot damn I've seen "HEAD ON" commercials more engaging.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

"And if you're killed?"

"Make sure you get it on camera"

Aiight, Tweety. Ya got my vote.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

District 13 is armed to the fucking teeth.

COME ON LETS KICK THIS OFF. PUSH A BUTTON, FIRE A MISSILE, DO SOME DAMAGE!
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Oh fuck me its the smirking whore of highgarden.

Aka the only woman to give Bubbles a run for her money.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

And hey it's Foggy!

Avocados!!!!
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

I'm seriously choking up.

"Are you here to fight with us?"

You're goddamn right.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

This motherfucker is gonna bomb the hospital?

Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Fucking seriously?
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

I'm buying a bow when this movie is over.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Holy shit that was a good speech.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

"If we burn, you burn with us"
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

FUCKING FIGHT, DISTRICT 7
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

oh FUCK that was the most hardcore thing.

Just gonna jump up these trees and bomb the piss outta these stormtroopers real quick nbd
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Pita looks ghastly. They're torturing him.

I wanna fuck up the Capitol so bad.

Also, with this tweet, I might be on a list. Wanna point out to the NSA: I'm talking about Hunger Games. Chill.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Pita is still my guy.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Over 9,000 people died in the district 12 uprising.

... Jesus
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

If that's actually J-Law singing, she's got a very nice like jazz lounge voice.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

As awesome as that was, by blowing that dam, all those people are now dead.

I mean, HUGE blow to infrastructure... But that was a massive loss of life.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Pita. Keep it together. Come on.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

God dammit, Pita. Stay alive.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

"Arm long range missiles for counter attack"

This will not end well.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Thank god the cat is safe

I say that with zero irony

Going to find my cat real quick and hug her.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

DID THEY BRING CAT FOOD THOUGH
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Well... District 13 is now largely a crater.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Pita just saved the rebellion.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

I love how Woody was the first one to rush in and hold Katniss because he saw her having a panic attack.

And yeah. Tweety has been promoted to Katniss. Kat for short.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

PITA'S BEING RESCUED?!
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Ohhhh I really hope he's not just trying to boost her morale and lying to her.

Save Pita.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Holy shit it's real.

Edge of my fucking seat
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

This is some Zero Dark Thirty shit
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

My hands are sweaty

Come on
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Finding it hard to tweet
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

OH FUCK
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

TAKE THE POWER DOWN
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Call him out, call Snow a pussy. BAIT HIM.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

They're about to extract Pita
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

WAIT NO IT'S A TRAP
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

NO, RUN

GET OUT
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

God fucking DAMMIT
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

They made it back?
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Where's Pita?
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

WHERE IS PITA
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

It's still a trap.

Something isn't right with this.

He's so... Vacant.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Saw that coming. He's a sleeper agent.

Fuck.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Yup. He's a sleeper.

Fuck.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

This is gonna end on a real bad cliffhanger

Isn't it
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

Roll credits.

Dude.
#HungerGamesLiveTweet

This is a fucked up series.

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Let's have a chat about Halloween movies

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