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ALRIGHT, #HungerGamesLiveTweet part three!

Big ole flamey mockingjay staring me down here. Its a symbol of peace and Pita not dying ever and Woody deciding to up and just retire to Florida so he lives.

Thats what's gonna happen.

Here we go.

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Opening up like some Matrix shit. This is not reassuring.

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This entire thing looks like a fucking nightmare sequence

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"I wish they were all dead and we were too"

*TITLE SCREEN*

I'm gonna need a drink when this is all over

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Oh shit it's Cottonmouth!

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I thought Hoffman died before this movie began filming?

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This is gonna make me want to fight the establishment, but I have a lot of shit to get done today, so...

I'll pencil in a revolution next weekend.

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Eyyy Eyebrows is alive and well. That's cool.

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Holy dicks district 12 is basically just fucking GONE.

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Jesus, its... All gone. Wow.

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Oh my god. That's... A lot of bodies.

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I couldn't fucking imagine. Holy shit.

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Yeah that'd be the kinda thing that would either destroy your will to live or turn you into a fireball weapon of hate against the people who did it.

Think I know which route this is going.

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Ah yeah nothing quells a rebellion faster than public executions.

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.................. well at least pita is alive

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Pita plays this motherfucking game, though. He's a bad ass. He'll kick all those fuckers in the teeth and tapdance on their molars outta the Capitol and make this a one man revolution.

..... Please.

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Nope. My boy Pita is playing the Snape card. Fake traitor.

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HE EVEN FUCKING SAID "ALWAYS"

YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME MY BOI CIABATTA OR WHATEVER ISN'T PLAYING THE SNAPE CARD

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I don't think I've ever seen anything with Hoffman in it. He's a fucking good actor.

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Even Ru Paul decided to become a rebel. What a fucking badass!

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Why do I get the feeling this whole thing is gonna be like "meet the new boss, same as the old boss"?

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I forgot Lenny died.

I'm madder and sadder now.

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"Best dressed rebel in history"

That'll be a weird answer to a test for kids 100 years from now in this world.

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She's acting.

How meta.

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Oh shit she's a terrible actress.

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WOODY!!!!

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Hot damn I've seen "HEAD ON" commercials more engaging.

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"And if you're killed?"

"Make sure you get it on camera"

Aiight, Tweety. Ya got my vote.

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District 13 is armed to the fucking teeth.

COME ON LETS KICK THIS OFF. PUSH A BUTTON, FIRE A MISSILE, DO SOME DAMAGE!

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Oh fuck me its the smirking whore of highgarden.

Aka the only woman to give Bubbles a run for her money.

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And hey it's Foggy!

Avocados!!!!

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I'm seriously choking up.

"Are you here to fight with us?"

You're goddamn right.

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This motherfucker is gonna bomb the hospital?

Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Fucking seriously?

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I'm buying a bow when this movie is over.

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Holy shit that was a good speech.

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"If we burn, you burn with us"

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FUCKING FIGHT, DISTRICT 7

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oh FUCK that was the most hardcore thing.

Just gonna jump up these trees and bomb the piss outta these stormtroopers real quick nbd

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Pita looks ghastly. They're torturing him.

I wanna fuck up the Capitol so bad.

Also, with this tweet, I might be on a list. Wanna point out to the NSA: I'm talking about Hunger Games. Chill.

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Pita is still my guy.

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Over 9,000 people died in the district 12 uprising.

... Jesus

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If that's actually J-Law singing, she's got a very nice like jazz lounge voice.

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As awesome as that was, by blowing that dam, all those people are now dead.

I mean, HUGE blow to infrastructure... But that was a massive loss of life.

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Pita. Keep it together. Come on.

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God dammit, Pita. Stay alive.

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"Arm long range missiles for counter attack"

This will not end well.

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Thank god the cat is safe

I say that with zero irony

Going to find my cat real quick and hug her.

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DID THEY BRING CAT FOOD THOUGH

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Well... District 13 is now largely a crater.

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Pita just saved the rebellion.

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I love how Woody was the first one to rush in and hold Katniss because he saw her having a panic attack.

And yeah. Tweety has been promoted to Katniss. Kat for short.

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PITA'S BEING RESCUED?!

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Ohhhh I really hope he's not just trying to boost her morale and lying to her.

Save Pita.

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Holy shit it's real.

Edge of my fucking seat

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This is some Zero Dark Thirty shit

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My hands are sweaty

Come on

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Finding it hard to tweet

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OH FUCK

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TAKE THE POWER DOWN

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Call him out, call Snow a pussy. BAIT HIM.

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They're about to extract Pita

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WAIT NO IT'S A TRAP

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NO, RUN

GET OUT

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God fucking DAMMIT

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They made it back?

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Where's Pita?

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WHERE IS PITA

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It's still a trap.

Something isn't right with this.

He's so... Vacant.

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Saw that coming. He's a sleeper agent.

Fuck.

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Yup. He's a sleeper.

Fuck.

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This is gonna end on a real bad cliffhanger

Isn't it

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Roll credits.

Dude.

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This is a fucked up series.