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As I entered the mall to do some grocery shopping, I was amazed when all the guys in the hall started starring at me. I know I'm a fine man but to get the attention of fellow guys was quite something. It was OK until one guy grabbed my butt...

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The night before was a battle that I would never forget, our 7 years old marriage was at the verge of collapse and from all indications I am to blame even though I really don't know how all these came to be in the first place.

Ingrid and I were friends for 2years, dated for 2years, courted for 7 months before we tied the knots, and from everything they have told us about best friends being best couples I was sure our marriage was going to be a great success.

This success was well envisaged because all through the first six years of our marriage, we experienced peace beyond measures and success in all we did together as a family until the bizarre happened.

My beloved Ingrid who has never fought with me started picking offenses claiming that I'm not as caring as I was before the marriage and I don't pay attention to her "female side". Although the only truth I could pick out from her complain is the fact that I've been more busy

than I use to be because of the expansion of my business but I was puzzled because the person asking for attention was recently promoted to the position of country manager which makes her less available; as a matter of fact we had to send our son to go stay with her mom

for the time being till he's old enough to cope with our tight schedule. But I was resolute to make things work so I decided to create some family time with my wife to save my marriage, my wife who observed what I did reciprocated the action by taking out some time off work

as well and our love journey started again. We went out like new lovers and it was interesting again but things took a preposterous turn when Ingrid always insisted I go with her to make her hair, do her pedicures and manicures, go shopping for every item she needed.

I tried to talk to her about it and reason things out because my business was suffering greatly buy she refused and insisted I continued with her or she exits the marriage. This is the point where we were the night before when we fought and I decided to go sleep in the other room

I woke up exhausted and since it was a weekend I didn't want to stay home and have to deal with more quarrels from Ingrid so I decided to step out for exercises. I know I am a handsome young looking dude but what happened in the gym that day made me so uncomfortable

that I had to leave without achieving the purpose for which I went there in the first place. At first, all the beautiful ladies were coming close to me (which gave me the impression that I still got it) but it became appalling when all they started discussing with me

their woman issues and because of my experience with ladies while growing up, I was able to advise them and they loved me for it ending our conversations with hugs and warm pecks.

The annoying part was when all the men started looking at me like I was pot of hot Nigerian jollof rice served to a starving prisoner who has not seen food for over a decade. Just when I thought their looking at me was the height,

one young cute stout looking dude came close to me licking his lips and handed me his phone to type in my digits. This young man doesn't look like a business man to me and from my observations he could only be a model, bouncer or just a fine face; I quickly hurried out of the gym

in confusion and drove straight to the golf club to do some golfing (at least my golf buddies are not mad like the kids at the gym). But things were a lot worse at the golf club as I was directed to go play the amateur league

(imagine a pro with a 4years unbeaten run being sent to the amateur league). I felt like there must be a problem so I decided to go to the lawn tennis court and lash out the brewing anger inside of me before I got home. On getting there, all the ladies came to me

and wanted to form groups with me which was strange. I am not very good in lawn tennis and my wife was the pro so I couldn't comprehend why the ladies wanted a piece of the preposterous play I had to offer.

I declined more than six women until my wife's friend (the other lawn tennis champ besides my wife) came to me to be partners with her and I just couldn't refuse. It was a disaster when after the first round she angrily left because I caused her all the point

that was supposed to earn her the championship they were playing but I didn't even know.
My day was off already so I decided to retire home and try to get myself together only for me to meet the house empty.

Ingrid was probably too angry after the previous night and I'm sure this led to her exiting the house; my world was crashing before my eyes so I had to put calls across to all her friends and families but no one seemed to be taking my calls or replying my texts. I decided to take

a nap maybe it was all a dream and by the time I wake up it would all be gone. I woke up at 6pm to the tune of my message alert and by the time I opened the text it was a reminder that a major investor I was meant to have a meeting with was already at the venue waiting for me.

I didn't even bother to dress up because I waited 5 years to make this meeting happen so nothing was going to stop me. I rushed into my car and zoomed off to the venue for the meeting. I got to the venue and sat on the table with the investors

and tried to start pitching my business ideas when two hefty men bundled me out of there. Just when they dropped me off on another table then my phone rang and I discovered it was the investor's call, I picked the call to explain that I was around and he ended the call

at the sound of my voice. The heat and problem was too much at this point I had to go into the restroom to go cool off, as I walked into the restroom all the men were looking at me like they were in "shock".

I decided to look myself in the mirror to see what was making me an interesting state only to discover I was my wife.

Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed yourself. Don't ask for any miracle ending I reserved that detail for my book 😋😋😋 #JosiahsThreads