Superior synthetic eyebrows as the obvious choice for the current year #CanadaDay
I feel sorry for Trump having to negotiate with a leader whose alpha is palpable to even non-sentient beings.
Listen to his voice, smooth yet chiseled, baritone yet melodic. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance sounds like. #CanadaDay
More than a leader, he's a state of mind. Through his actions he delicately inches (centimeters) the knife out we have collapsed onto. The state of personkind fills him with sadness, such that his rainbow tears emerge to extinguish the cascading flames of hate. 💯🇨🇦 #CanadaDay
2022: Trudeau completes the pinnacle of his legacy. In defiance of Drumpf's hateful wall, Justin completes his 8000 mile land-bridge to Africa. Called "Pangaya", the bridge serves as a practical means by which love from the globe may pour into Canada unfettered 🇨🇦 #CanadaDay
2021: After years of ridicule from neighbors to the South and abroad, Justin finally rectifies the Canadian Milk Bag. Cows are declared sacred and government mandate ensures that every Canadian citizen is provided with abundant, free Soy-Milk alternatives. #CanadaDay
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Brazilian ‘Art Exhibition’ Promotes and Normalizes Pedophilia
Children frolicking with naked man.
“The child wanted to participate and under her mother’s guidance and supervision, she is seen on all fours going around the adult man's naked body"
HANS archive.is/9ewE8
Wagnar Schwartz
humans have no words to adequately convey my utter unprecedented shock
ITT: We talk about Facebook censoring images and videos
"Many of our third-party fact-checking partners have expertise evaluating photos and videos and are trained in visual verification techniques, such as reverse image searching"
wow sounds l33t af cnbc.com/2018/09/13/fac…
"Facebook spent 10 months building image recognition tech to analyze and tag photos with descriptions of their contents – and it’s pretty damn accurate."
2spoopy4me thenextweb.com/apps/2017/01/0…
I assume Zuck has much cooler toys, but you can check out Font Squirrel to get a quick rundown
"FB will use machine-learning model to identify potentially inaccurate photo and video content and then send those items to human fact-checkers for review." fontsquirrel.com/matcherator
I'm to the left off-camera, but I'll never forget that night
4. ????? 5. PROFIT
Kenneth Arnold, Roswell, Rendlesham Forest, The Belgium Wave, Cape Girardeau, Battle of Los Angeles, The Flatwoods Monster, Dyatlov Pass, Kecksburg, (<--- why don't we meme this more?) The Mothman, Michigan Swamp Gas, Shag Harbor, Travis Walton, Allagash over and over again SAD!
“We are a political monoculture that’s intolerant of different views,” Brian Amerige, a senior Facebook engineer, wrote
Dozens at Facebook Unite to Challenge Its ‘Intolerant’ Liberal Culture
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Since the post went up, more than 100 Facebook employees have joined Mr. Amerige to form an online group called FB’ers for Political Diversity archive.is/rIITp
"Because we tear down posters welcoming Trump supporters. We regularly propose removing Thiel from our board because he supported Trump."
Facebook Engineer's Stunning Admission: "We Tear Down Posters Welcoming Trump Supporters" zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-2…