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My Dearest Husband,
At long last, by the grace of God & a lucky Uber alone, our Hortons Battalion has reached our American comrades. We brought with us shoes & poutine. Morale has soared. Gen. Maddow and Captain Avenatti will be leading our charge at dawn
My Dearest Husband,
At long last, by the grace of God & a lucky Uber alone, our Hortons Battalion has reached our American comrades. We brought with us shoes & poutine. Morale has soared. Gen. Maddow and Captain Avenatti will be leading our charge at dawn
The MAGAts are confident in their victory but for our Nation, our Freedom we will fight & no greater battle there is. Our electro-cars are charged,our rations well stocked. By dawn's first light, my darling immortal, we make our stand. Their barbarism & truck nuts shall not stand
Though the Wifi may be spotted and the inhumanity and strife great we shall not bow before them. We must vanquish them.On the morrow we will engage the 4th Incel Tikki Regiment & march on to free the children. Beloved, do not despair, even if I shall fall, I shall fall for virtue
I may be blocked from Twitter (again), I may be defamed, there may be another Bowling Green but by God who else will stand against injustice if not we?
Give my love to the children
Eternally Yours,
Finch
PS: Please send more yogurt pretzels & pick up the dry-cleaning!
Give my love to the children
Eternally Yours,
Finch
PS: Please send more yogurt pretzels & pick up the dry-cleaning!
WOW,okay so this blew up in a hurry! That's the most popular I've been in my entire life 😂My anxiety is rampant & might need to pull a Shia LaBeouf very soon or go into hiding but I just wanted to drop a quick 'thank you' to all of you! That's what #Resistance is all about!💗😘
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