My Little Red Hen,
We are exhausted from caging toddlers and we found that the local saloon would not serve as as our hats were red and did not suit. This civil war lacks civility. Old man Dershowitz was runnin' wild today howlin' at the moon. The war has done stole his wits...
We are exhausted from caging toddlers and we found that the local saloon would not serve as as our hats were red and did not suit. This civil war lacks civility. Old man Dershowitz was runnin' wild today howlin' at the moon. The war has done stole his wits...
General Sessions has promised that all the men with no conscience won't have to drill tomorrow. Colonel Pruitt has been taken by the fits and burns every field and poisons every river willy-nilly. We worry on account of he seems addle-pated but wont no one right him.
We hear from the capital that all is well and Mizz Devos told us we were winnin'. We need torches and are low on facts. We skirmished with some blues in a small town called Killpeopleburg. Lost some fine people. We were cruelly mislead into this costly and unjust conflict
We thought this was the Sybil War and we would be fighting a young girl with 16 personalities.
Yours in Christ,
Sean
5th Fox Regiment, Gorka Brigade
PS Robert E. Lee lost most of his middle name
#secondcivilwarletters
Yours in Christ,
Sean
5th Fox Regiment, Gorka Brigade
PS Robert E. Lee lost most of his middle name
#secondcivilwarletters
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