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Iya òmö, we know you love your kid and you want him to grow big and strong and do you proud.
But wait fes, before you pour 9 months down the drain because of ogi and crayfish hear me out.
#aprokodoctor
We know say pikin stubborn and dem no dey like chop na only play them like especially the man pikin them.

But to feed pikin like this fit kill am
Or chop your money for hospital bills

Here's how.
You can't talk and swallow at the same time because the lungs and the stomach chook leg inside one trouser for your neck.

When you want to swallow, the gateman of the trachea, (the expressway that leads to the lungs) comes to close the gate so that food no go enter the lungs
Because if food enter, na wahala be that o

The lungs exchange gases, they don't digest food. It's not multipurpose lungs. Don't force them to do another work like our nation is doing.

When food or liquid find their way into the lungs, the lungs will fight...na foreigner
This fight can lead to inflammation known as pneumonitis,

Or infection in the lungs: pneumonia

If the amount that enters is big enough, na die be that o! Just like that, pikin have die.

Or the if the body keeps fighting it, the pikin no go grow as e suppose, pennywise, pound
But you can make food more attractive to children, in order to get them to eat it.

Forcing them in this manner to eat is WRONG and there is no justification,
You can negotiate with kids, difficult yea but possible.
While you're here, if you're tired of the government forcing cold ogi without sugar down your throat, get your PVC so you vote it out.
#aprokodoctor

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