1) Okay, folks, buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. From what I am now hearing, and this is from no less than 5 reliable sources, Rod J. Rosenstein is going to RESIGN IN PROTEST next week just prior to the contempt vote against him. You heard me. RR is out. Finito. Kaput.
2) He will be followed out the door by an as yet undetermined number of senior DOJ officials who have had enough of this charade of congressional meddling masquerading as oversight. The implications of this are obviously massive and could bring down the WH and the Republic.
3) At least that’s what MSM will be telling you 24/7 for the next two weeks. HAHAHA!! See where I’m going with this, guys? That’s right. It’s all POTP (part of the plan). Here’s what’s REALLY going on:
4) Rosenstein’s resignation has been in the works for months and is the masterstroke of all masterstrokes. How so? Trust me. You will see it soon enough. But wait, why now you ask?
5) First, think what the Rosenstein/Sessions show has revealed. Think of the thousands of text messages IG made public. Think of the names we never would have known. Think of all the idiots who have hanged themselves.
6) Exhibit A: The look on Strzok’s face walking in to testify before the committee. You all saw it. That self-satisfied smirk. He fancies himself an Untouchable. He thinks he’s the new Elliot Ness. Moron. The man is standing IN FRONT OF A TRAIN with his pants down.
7) All those lost/deleted texts you keep hearing about. They aren’t lost at all. Guess who has them. And guess who just perjured himself. Yep. Enjoy #Leavenworth, Pete.
8) Look for Sessions to give a primetime press conference and expertly play the role of AG-under-siege, waxing philosophical on the legal dilemma of RR’s departure and its possible bearing on Mueller’s obstruction case. That should keep MSM frothing until August. Perfect.
9) You know my feelings about Jordan and Gaetz and the rest of the grandstanding liars and leakers on the Hill. They are out of the loop by NECESSITY and have made this far more difficult for everyone than it had to be.
10) But witness the glorious poetic justice of what has transpired. As Rosenstein exits into the wings head held high, Jordan marinates in shame at center stage for his conduct at #OhioState.
11) As we say down here in Texas: Mess with the bull, get the horns. Lesson learned, Jimbo? I thought so. Jordan and his cohorts will go down in history as mercenaries and conmen like the criminals they are protecting.
1) ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LISTEN UP!!! I’m gonna say this one time. Being the most honest and upfront voice on Twitter isn’t easy. Do I make mistakes sometimes? Sure. Do I look back at a lot of the stuff I’ve posted since 2015 and think, damn, you’re an idiot?
OF COURSE I DO!
2) Trust me, when you’re breaking news 24/7 like the big boys, you’re gonna make a couple of bad calls. So I was wrong about Jim Jordan. Whatever. I owned it. So the IG Report didn’t exactly pan out. Fine. Everybody knows that.
STOP TRYING TO SHAME ME FOR IT!
3) Look, folks, I’m a proud, straight-talkin’, take-no-prisoners Texan. If you’re looking for somebody to spoonfeed you feelgood MAGA bullsh*t, you came to the wrong place. I aim and fire. I draw and strike.
1) BIG NEWS, guys. And I mean BIG. It’s very important that EVERYBODY shares this post. Probably one of the hardest tweets I’ve ever had to write.
2) The long and the short of it is I got BURNED. One of my sources, someone I considered a personal friend, betrayed me. It’s a complicated story and I’ll spare you the ugly details, but basically this person won my trust with reliable information then used me to spread lies.
3) You know this person’s name. They’re active on Twitter. I will be calling them out by name VERY SOON.
1) So let’s get into this Lisa Page business. There’s a lot of confusion going around as usual. First things first. Refusal to comply with a congressional subpoena is a BIG DEAL, okay? Trust me on that.
2) A person who defies a congressional subpoena can be held in Contempt of Congress and being held in Contempt of Congress is a bad, BAD look — yes, Eric Holder, we’re talking about you.
2) Say what?! Yep, you heard me.
You: No way!!
Me: Yes way.
You: Okay but really, though, you’re pranking us, right, SJ?
Me: Wrong. It’s happening. You can take it to the bank.
3) The decision is made. Whether they have to keg-toss Hillary into minivans from Iowa to Florida and back again, SHE IS IN.