I am operating on a higher mental level than 95% of the people on Twitter. Pro-Trump parody account of the infamous and hilarious #StealthJeffHoax.
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Jul 23, 2018 • 20 tweets • 4 min read
1) ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LISTEN UP!!! I’m gonna say this one time. Being the most honest and upfront voice on Twitter isn’t easy. Do I make mistakes sometimes? Sure. Do I look back at a lot of the stuff I’ve posted since 2015 and think, damn, you’re an idiot?
OF COURSE I DO!
2) Trust me, when you’re breaking news 24/7 like the big boys, you’re gonna make a couple of bad calls. So I was wrong about Jim Jordan. Whatever. I owned it. So the IG Report didn’t exactly pan out. Fine. Everybody knows that.
STOP TRYING TO SHAME ME FOR IT!
Jul 15, 2018 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
1) BIG NEWS, guys. And I mean BIG. It’s very important that EVERYBODY shares this post. Probably one of the hardest tweets I’ve ever had to write.
2) The long and the short of it is I got BURNED. One of my sources, someone I considered a personal friend, betrayed me. It’s a complicated story and I’ll spare you the ugly details, but basically this person won my trust with reliable information then used me to spread lies.
Jul 11, 2018 • 29 tweets • 4 min read
1) So let’s get into this Lisa Page business. There’s a lot of confusion going around as usual. First things first. Refusal to comply with a congressional subpoena is a BIG DEAL, okay? Trust me on that.
2) A person who defies a congressional subpoena can be held in Contempt of Congress and being held in Contempt of Congress is a bad, BAD look — yes, Eric Holder, we’re talking about you.
Jul 8, 2018 • 16 tweets • 3 min read
1) Holy. Freaking. Crap. SHE’s running again.
2) Say what?! Yep, you heard me.
You: No way!!
Me: Yes way.
You: Okay but really, though, you’re pranking us, right, SJ?
Me: Wrong. It’s happening. You can take it to the bank.
Jul 7, 2018 • 12 tweets • 3 min read
1) Okay, folks, buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. From what I am now hearing, and this is from no less than 5 reliable sources, Rod J. Rosenstein is going to RESIGN IN PROTEST next week just prior to the contempt vote against him. You heard me. RR is out. Finito. Kaput.
2) He will be followed out the door by an as yet undetermined number of senior DOJ officials who have had enough of this charade of congressional meddling masquerading as oversight. The implications of this are obviously massive and could bring down the WH and the Republic.