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ALT-immigration 🇲🇦 Profile picture
@ALT_uscis
Jul 7, 2018 • 7 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
#RussiaVsCroatia going to penalties.....
Putin is looking into Croatia's next elections and how he can help.
uh oh
HAHAHAHA
PSA for #Croatia:

Please turn off your internet for the next few years.

You are welcome

~~Immi

#RussiaVsCroatia
Seriously #Croatia

UNPLUG YOUR INTERNET. TURN IT OFF.

Turn it back on 2022

Putin is coming.
Croatia's internet tonight
Immi Factoid:

#Croatia has better pizza than Italy

end of immi factoid.

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Oct 6, 2018
Hello America,
I know a lot of you are pumped to vote because you are naive enough to think it will be fair and there is a wave.

But will your vote be counted?

Good night.
Let me elaborate:
Voting machines still have remote management.
Secretary punch out at 4 pm for happy hour thinks there is no thread to our voting systems.
70000 voted changed the last elections.

Somehow you think a third party will allow endless investigations by a dema house?
Hate me all you want for that tweet. I want to be wrong. Every time I wish i was wrong, the republicans were like hold my beer.
The rigging has been going on since 2000.
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Oct 5, 2018
1/ I want to say something about voting and how some take it for granted:
In a country far away, each poltical party had a designated color. vote purple, blue or yellow for the corresponding party. Many eligible voters couldn’t read & only visual medium was a state tv channel.
2/ early morning on election day, local party officials, escorted with very scary thugs, went door to door, shack to shack, vendor by vendor, forced their way in, and just confiscated something valuable from the house. This was a 3rd world country. A shoe was valuable.
3/ they took your id, keys to your motorcycle, your shoes, your tools, jewelry, anything that these people would struggle without. If any resisted they would get a beating. They threw that stuff in a van waiting outside.
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Oct 1, 2018
The first tweet did not get enough attention, therefore I will scream it out;

THE FBI IS STATING TONIGHT THAT THE #KAVANAUGH INVESTIGATION THAT WAS REQUESTED FRIDAY BY THE SENATE JUDICIARY CMT WILL BE FINISHED TOMORROW MONDAY EVENING.

That is all folks. Nothing to see.
It took me longer to investigate where my keys are.
It took me longer to find my mojo after a brief bronchitis
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Sep 30, 2018
Did you ever go to the 7-11 after some medicinal maryhouanna, walked in, opened cabinets, made your own coffee Brazilian roast coffee ( because 12 am), ate 6 glazed donuts waiting for coffee. Poured coffee, went to pay and the clerk says: free if you go back and make 2 more pots
It happened just now
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Sep 23, 2018
New request for BID for @DHS on behalf of ICE
Estimated at over $100 MILLION of your tax dollars for a BRAND SPANKING NEW DETENTION FACILITY IN DETROIT for 200-600 people.
2/ BUT wait t'here are 3 more at over $100 million ( there is no telling what the exact cost will be)
planned for 2019
these 4 will end up coasting over a billion $ once said and done.
Money taken from @FEMA and @USCG
MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN MY ASS
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Sep 19, 2018
The @gop know the party is almost over if they lose a majority in house or senate. Their one & only certain gift that will keep on giving is KAVANAUGH seated at SCOTUS.

They will confirm him.

Because they don’t give AF about us peasants.

My 2 cents.
I want to be wrong.
The fuxkers know we will get busy with Halloween within2 weeks, then Xmas season... and all will be forgotten until next year when the United States Department of Vaginas is established. With a vaginal enforcement sub agency.
as soon as he is confirmed, the ideologue nuts will start loading federal courts with bullshit lawsuits they will intentionally lose to get to SCOTUS: vaginas, minorities, birthrights, human rights, corporate welfare you name it. All Karl rove’s initial 2000 plans but on steroids
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