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ALT-immigration 🇲🇦
@ALT_uscis
Misfit | Not on gov time or tax payers $. As of November 19th 2022, I am Still blocked by Donald J Trump, since 2018. salty asshole
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Oct 6, 2018 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Hello America,
I know a lot of you are pumped to vote because you are naive enough to think it will be fair and there is a wave.

But will your vote be counted?

Good night. Let me elaborate:
Voting machines still have remote management.
Secretary punch out at 4 pm for happy hour thinks there is no thread to our voting systems.
70000 voted changed the last elections.

Somehow you think a third party will allow endless investigations by a dema house?
Oct 5, 2018 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
1/ I want to say something about voting and how some take it for granted:
In a country far away, each poltical party had a designated color. vote purple, blue or yellow for the corresponding party. Many eligible voters couldn’t read & only visual medium was a state tv channel. 2/ early morning on election day, local party officials, escorted with very scary thugs, went door to door, shack to shack, vendor by vendor, forced their way in, and just confiscated something valuable from the house. This was a 3rd world country. A shoe was valuable.
Oct 1, 2018 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
The first tweet did not get enough attention, therefore I will scream it out;

THE FBI IS STATING TONIGHT THAT THE #KAVANAUGH INVESTIGATION THAT WAS REQUESTED FRIDAY BY THE SENATE JUDICIARY CMT WILL BE FINISHED TOMORROW MONDAY EVENING.

That is all folks. Nothing to see. It took me longer to investigate where my keys are.
Sep 30, 2018 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Did you ever go to the 7-11 after some medicinal maryhouanna, walked in, opened cabinets, made your own coffee Brazilian roast coffee ( because 12 am), ate 6 glazed donuts waiting for coffee. Poured coffee, went to pay and the clerk says: free if you go back and make 2 more pots It happened just now
Sep 23, 2018 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
New request for BID for @DHS on behalf of ICE
Estimated at over $100 MILLION of your tax dollars for a BRAND SPANKING NEW DETENTION FACILITY IN DETROIT for 200-600 people. 2/ BUT wait t'here are 3 more at over $100 million ( there is no telling what the exact cost will be)
planned for 2019
Sep 19, 2018 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
The @gop know the party is almost over if they lose a majority in house or senate. Their one & only certain gift that will keep on giving is KAVANAUGH seated at SCOTUS.

They will confirm him.

Because they don’t give AF about us peasants.

My 2 cents.
I want to be wrong. The fuxkers know we will get busy with Halloween within2 weeks, then Xmas season... and all will be forgotten until next year when the United States Department of Vaginas is established. With a vaginal enforcement sub agency.
Sep 12, 2018 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
The dumbest couple in America is riding out the storm with ZERO experience from a previous hurricane, but they are keeping an eye on the kid not to to fall on sand... SMH This part
Sep 11, 2018 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
The Stupidest Trump in Johnstown, PA to attend the Flight 93 9/11Memorial Service.
No depth, no warmth, no soul. You know how went to PA instead of NYC because he is less likely to get booed and protested #Shanksville
Sep 9, 2018 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
Let’s blow some #MAGA minds.

I bet they did not know @Nike provides @USArmy regulation AR670-1 compliant boots??? Also tactical shoes for cops and EMS.
Worn by the same military they think @Nike is disrespecting. Midiots! Can anyone in the military here confirm my shit above please?
Sep 9, 2018 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
DAMNNNN She got unfair treatment. Remember when jimmy connors told a referee “You are an abortion”? #SerenaVsOsaka #USOpen #serenameltdown
Sep 8, 2018 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
I have a solution, a radical solution to the gop assault on the right to choose and birth control:

If the republicans succeed, all women need to put a sign on the vagina that says: American vaginas are now closed.

Cut the fuxkers off.

They ll be in session 24/7 2 reverse it. Except @LindseyGrahamSC, and @tedcruz but not for the same reasons
Sep 7, 2018 • 11 tweets • 5 min read
Look who is back and he has a message for you today #ObamaSpeech You can watch the speech live here pscp.tv/w/1eaKbVvEROdKX
Sep 6, 2018 • 9 tweets • 6 min read
The creepiest huddle.#KavanaughConfirmationHearings This farmer @ChuckGrassley just defied relativity. #30hourday
Sep 6, 2018 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"My book actually uses science and real data and true psychological theory to explain why it is quite possible that this president is the most sound minded person to ever occupy the White House." just an FYI
Gina and her husband John William Loudon are members oatMar A Lago....
Sep 5, 2018 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
This whole every republican asking #kavanaugh where he was on September 11th is by design.

These are the same senators who cut health benefits for 9/11 first responders dying from cancer, until Jon Stewart shamed them for years. #KavanaughConfirmationHearing Jon stewart started going to congress and the senate with a group of 7 first responders with cancer ( i have to check that exact number). The day they restored some benefits that group had 3 left. 4 died.
Sep 5, 2018 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
hmm @SenatorLeahy line if questioning now is getting very interesting.. .@SenatorLeahy I hope you are setting him up
Sep 4, 2018 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
.@SenWhitehouse just gave a lesson to all Americans of the state of today’s SCOTUS. School is in America. Part 2.
Sep 4, 2018 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Hey @Kaepernick7, consider being the face of the @FordTrucks line please. Also @Kaepernick7, be the face of trailer houses, do it for free.
Sep 4, 2018 • 5 tweets • 3 min read
I am joining all the #MAGA2018 in #BoycottNike
I am organizing the biggest @NIKE shoe burning event.
My deep state connections tell me these model shoes are the Libs Favorites.
Make them cry.
Nike loses $200 every time you burn these.
let's burn a mountain of NIKE's. Send vids This event added some new rules:
- up to 4 MAGA2018 can pitch in to buy one pair ( team spirit)
- Willing to postpone until Unemployment checks are received this Friday.
Sep 2, 2018 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
.@foxnews late at night is weird Wtf is this? I tried to get high to make sense of this show on @FoxNews and I am lost at The Who fuked trump part and who didn’t and why did the big dude explicitly say he did not...
Sep 1, 2018 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Hey @chuckwoolery hypocrite much? .@chuckwoolery may be right. They had a small get together for Jesus, tossed him in a cave then everyone went out to chick-fil-a. Simple.