Thread by @elonjames

When I first started talking I called my mama "Doyce." Her name was Joyce but I couldn't pronounce the J.

She told me that she was "Mommy" and not "Doyce." I told HER "No, you're DOYCE." And refused to call her mommy until she got her friends and my grandparents to do it.

https://twitter.com/prinxeMu/status/1015765362170826752

But seriously. I was right. Her name WAS Doyce. She wanted me to call her by a title, as I should, but her NAME was Doyce. I was 100% correct. Had she said "Yes, I'm Doyce but since you're my son you have to call me mommy" I would've gone along with it.

DON'T BE LYING TO ME.

Because of the "Doyce" situation I've been teaching my 2 yr old my full name. She didn't understand at first because she knows HER name is Sidney Joyce White.

So she assumed my name was Daddy Joyce White. And her mother is Mommy Joyce White. 😂😂😂#DGProper

But I give the little brat credit. This morning I was playing with my kid & every time she said "MY DADDY" i'd say "NAH UH! I'm <insert random person>'s Daddy!"

Then I said "Who's your daddy Sidney?" and she responded:

"ELON JAMES WHITE!"

I teared up. #DGProper