Thread by @aanupraise

So Anita my neighbour's girlfriend came to see on that Monday morning and their gate was locked.

I watched her wait in for almost 2hrs & I could literally see the frustration on her face so I decided to be a good samaritan by opening my gate for her...

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Anita is that kind of girl that causes wahala for all the guys anytime she comes around. The rear kind that has beauty, perfect front & visionary backyard. We created a whatsapp group for guys in the area bcos of her

If you're the first guy to sight her coming you must uphold the Bro & street code by informing us on the group so that we can all take our respective spots to catch a good view of this quintessential beauty. As matter of fact all of us have her pic in our phones

In my layout, everybody is a big boy in their compound with cars and everything so you could stay and not see someone for months but since Ebuka started dating Anita we became brothers at arm. She was he unifying factor

As a matter of fact, we formed factions made up of those who appreciate their relationship and my faction that thinks Ebuka is too ugly for Anita. Since I'm the leader of my faction, everyone is obligated to support the opinion that I deserve Anita

Well Anita came in feeling sober so I took her into my sitting room but there was no light so I had to put on the gen & made sure the AC was on. I can't have this kind of beautiful lady sweating in my house, NO! God forbid bad thing

You know they say fine girls don't form, and Anita out rightly confirmed this assertion with her friendliness. I tried to be nice by asking her what happened if she had called Ebuka before she came around (being a Monday morning)

She started explaining that they had a fight the previous night because she suspected that Ebuka was dating her friend but she eventually discovered that is was her friend that was trying to snatch Ebuka from her. Brethrens, if you see this Ebuka we're talking about sef ehn

She began to cry in the middle of the discussion and needed some comfort so as a good guy & a good neighbour, I decided to comfort her with a warm hug that made me discover her body is the Mercedes-Benz of human body. Super soft, succulent & yummy

I held her in that position for about 7mins until it began to feel award for her so I pulled away and went to the kitchen to get her warm milk, as a good guy. But on my return, I found her coupled together because of the cold from the AC.

I had to turn it off and offer her my short duvet but she insisted I gave a warm hug alongside the duvet so that she would recover her normal body temperature & just like that we laid on my couch gisting

She suddenly jumped up like she remembered something & told me she's expecting her friend (the one who wanted to steal her bf) to come & explain & clear up things. She asked if she could receive her in my house while they wait for Ebuka (in my mind is said who am I to say no)

I wasn't really expecting much from her friend bcos from experience this kind of over beautiful girl always had ugly friends but when my gate bell rang & I went to open, my bone marrow was shool to see this

Mehn for a while there I lost my senses bcos yansh & bress was confusing me already. I didn't even know when I said "fine yansh you're welcome" & she laughed as she responded "thank you". I intentionally waited for her to go first so I could look well & I saw well

When we entered inside, discussions started between the two girls & in no time a heated quarrel started that almost led to a fight that I had to escort Anita to my room & keep her there. I came back to the sitting room to calm Yvonne down who was very posses now.

She broke into tears that she's been single for a while now & Anita always rubs her relationship in so she wanted to enjoy what Anita was enjoying in (I quickly did an algebra calculation to see what was in Ebuka that was attracting all these angels)

The tears became uncontrollable that I had to cuddle her up and damn brethrens, Anita's body is rock compared to Yvonne's. After a short while, she stood up to pick up her bag & go inside to go talk to her friend & iron things out. As she bent down I peeped & saw👇👇👇

Aswearugad my heartbeat increased and my eyes were turning me upandan anyhow like this

I wanted to escort her into the room but she insisted I don't because my presence may be why Anita is overreacting so I stayed back. At this point my body system was already craving a smashing but I was trying to use the small sense that was still remaining in my head.

In few minutes, I heard voices coming from the room & I quickly ran in there to see them raising their voice at each other but they wouldn't allow me enter; they said they're fine so I had to go back to the palour & continue wishing I could just get some of Yvonne's body

I didn't know when I dozed off but was woken up by some funny noise I was hearing. I knew the TV in my other rooms were turned off but I thought probably Anita & Yonne decided to put on the TV so I decided to go tell them to reduce the volume.

Brethren, my head expanded by 50times, my heart rate increased by a thousand times & my blood pumped faster than the speed of light. I could literally feel my spirit take a stroll out of my body when I walked into the room & met them like this

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Well, I didn't want to disturb so I just stood at the corner & watch them eat other out while I was busy tickling my little soldier who was already clamouring for some action. The urge became so high that I had to tiptoe outta there before I commit "inkrum krakum"

But as I was trying to escape, Yvonne turned to me & called me to come over that she saw me when I came in & I can't just leave after seeing their thing. She insisted that I must show them my thing too for everything to be balanced.😆😆😆

I really didn't want to because every time they saw th little soldier it was always a closed case. But while I was trying to apologise, Anita jumped down from the bed and pulled down my trouser & they saw this👇

Surprisingly unlike other girls, they were not scared at all as a matter of fact there were very excited and in a matter of seconds we were shagging from left right & center. I've always dreamt of a 3some but this was beyond my expectation. They were excellent with their lips

From about 11:40am that we started shagging proper, it continued till about 1pm when the unexpected happened. I was shagging these girls skin because it was too sudden & they were too beautiful. Just imagine if you had these to yourself

Suddenly someone walked in on us and bam... it was Ebuka. He came back early to pick up something from his apartment but left his keys at the office so he came to get the spare he gave me to keep for him. He dragged me down from the bed & beat me messilessly

I tried to fight back but the anger that came with his blows were strong enough to pull down a mountain that I had to run form my life. As a matter of fact I had to travel for a while from the layout. But everybody in the whatsapp group were hailing me like the boss.

Sorry for the breaks & inconsistencies. Phone was acting up & network was crappy. Hope you had a good read. Will drop the concluding part tomorrow 🙌🙌🙌

Hey fam, the pt2 drops by 12noon & another by 7pm. Keep a date. #JosiahsThreads

For all of you threatening me, here's the pt2

https://twitter.com/GospelJosiah/status/1017006758156488705?s=19