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All I needed was a shoulder to cry on but the tenderness of the chest she placed my head on made everything go away. While everything was gradually going away, she added a peck to it & took me inside her compound.

#JosiahsThreads the Pt2
Running away for my dear life was all that mattered now since Ebuka was bent on killing me. I called Stanley my friend in Lagos that I was coming over after explaining the situation to him. He mocked by telling me that it's "bress & yansh" that will kill. He said I could come.
I was able to steal a few clothes from my house since Ebuka & his faction were in guard to get me down & probably take my life. So for the first time since my childhood, I packed myself & headed to Lagos atleast to save face & preserve my life for the main time
We got to the bus stop & i hoped Lagos would be nice but after few movements around, i discovered the stories about Lagos were true bcos I had lost my phone, my luggage & my wallet. I had to pay the taxi driver with my wristwatch worth 55k because I had lost everything.
I was in Lekki Phase one & stranded because I couldn't call Stanley to tell him i was around. I was confused and the entire estate was all closed up so I just walked around for a while thinking of what to do & how to get out of this mess.
I summoned up courage to knock on the gates of one of the compound in the estate.
I rang the bell for about 5times before someone came to open the gate & boom it was a very pretty young girl.
She greeted me and asked who I was looking for, the pains from the beatings I received from Ebuka plus the confusion of having lost my phone & wallet, it was only tears that came out of my eyes. She being a nice person gave me a warm hug (which was my head on her big bress)
& immediately I felt relieved from all the pains I've been feeling.
She took me inside & told me her name was Carol & she's the heiress of her late father's wealth. She just got back from the UK & she's trying to settle into the Nigerian system.
I was finally able to explain my plight to her & she offered to help me by allowing Mr stay in her house for the time being till I'm able to heal. By the next morning, a friend of her's whose name is Bella came around to spend the week before she returns to the UK.
Bella was very chatty & free spirited unlike Carol who was pretty reserved. Somehow, Bella & I became best of friends & got closer but it would seem Carol was jealous. Carol suddenly became free and chatty & Bella seemed to notice it;
at some point, it became like a competition between the two friends for my attention (aswearugad mehn, I felt like a king).
One evening, Bella came to me & told me she just wanted to have sex that she was horny (ope Oluwa, me that have already been missing shagging since, Gawth punish devil) I tried to be nice but she didn't even want to hear,
in no time she had dragged me to her room & the business of the day began. Somewhere in between, Carol walked in on us & while I was trying to pull out Bella pulled me inside to the point I felt it when I hit some place in her body.
I felt uncomfortable so the shagging was no longer sweet, Bella pushed me away & I went to my room.
I went straight to my room in shame & wondering if Carol was going to send me away now; but as soon as I was done bathing, I came into the room & met Carol dressed like this...
I couldn't believe my eyes but she started the drama & started whipping me & telling me to call her mama (olorun olomaje, imagine this small pikin asking me to call her mama bcos of secs that I just received free of charge). It was painful & annoying until she laid on the bed &
started calling me papa. She sid a lot of nasty things & ended with begging me to smash her so hard that her brains come out of her mouth. Well it was all a great night and I decided to leave & return home by the morrow before it got "awkwarder" than it already was.
But in the morning, Bella woke me up & offered to take me shopping that morning so I should get ready (this one sweet me so tay I enter bathroom dance shakushaku till I almost break my head). When I was done dressing & looking sharp, I stepped in the palour
and Carol approached me & told me she wants to take me to the office today to show me around. While I was trying to explain that Bella was going to take me out, Bella came in and a heated fight ensued between both girls that they resulted to throwing punches at each other
(I no want make watin happen for 1698 repeat e self) so I managed to sneak out and head back home.
When I got home, I met Ebuka just outside his house & he approached me with intent to resume a fight but I didn't allow him this times
as I abused him & called him a sissy who couldn't satisfy his girl that she had to go to her fellow girl & both of them eventually came to me. Everyone around laughed so hard but I was amazed that he was laughing as well instead of feeling bad.
When everywhere was calm, Ebuka told me not to feel so good with myself because his girlfriend gave him HIV (I died & rose again at that instant).
Everywhere became so calm as everyone began to avoid the two of us. I just quietly went into my house & started thinking about my life & how I had consciously ruined my life because of big Bress & big yansh.
By morning, I felt so bad & thought about how I just gave two innocent girls HIV bcos the shagging we had in Lagos was skinning too. I had to call Carol to explain to her & apologise but she gave a very long mocking laugh & said I shouldn't be bothered
that she already has the virus & there's nothing to fear. I was so shook that I the phone fell off my hand & tears rolled fown my cheeks. As I sunk into the chair, I heard my phone ring and it was a call from Bella who is now back in the UK. She was so angry as she was screaming
from the other end of the phone. I tried to find out what happened & she told me she was just coming out of the doctor's office and she's just confirmed she tested positive to gonorrhoea. I was both confused & angry because I was sure she gave me the gonorrhoea
but I was wondering why she wasn't HIV positive. I had to quickly run to the hospital to get my tests done & the results blew me away. I just went home after the test because I already knew the result. I bought some poison because I wasn't ready to live this kind of life
but as the good Lawth would be magnanimous in his mercies, I tested negative to both HIV & gonorrhoea.
Brethrens, this was how I took the road of celibacy.
I went back two years later for the test again & it was still negative. It been 7yrs since mans last had secs because of the fear of kumkum kemkem.

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