Thread by @webradius

As we had discussed, I undertook a sortie deep into the Red Sector during daylight, for to acquire solar LEDs string lights for the new protest sign. Despite my freak flag flying and our suspiciously fuel-efficient vehicle,

...festooned as it is with the "PISS OFF PUTIN - VOTE DEMOCRATIC" magnetic bumper sticker of the @HarleyRouda Campaign, I have returned unscathed, and our vehicle showing no obvious signs of bullet holes or other Red Hat vandalism.

I even managed polite interaction with the shopkeepers, who were clearly relieved to discover I speak with a slight twang and so at least I was unlikely to be MS-13. Just hairy.

The solar LEDs are now in the sun to charge.

A run for beer and tonic water shall be necessary but will not require I leave the Blue Sector. Dinner shall be a salad, and ribs cooked slowly over the fire in the manner of your St. Louis forebears.

I and the rest of the household anxiously await your return at the end of your shift at the chipping mill.
Faithfully and forever yours,
@webradius

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