This tweet was in 2009, his son was 8 and his daughter was 6 so Michael Ian Black is disappointed that he's not seeing many elementary aged girl dressed like "sluts".
Please keep updated, stay safe and stock up on supplies.
It is being reported that local weather news stations are not reporting on this storm properly
Ensembles still wide and some trending more east. Tampa north should really watch. If center forms a tick east all this moves east. If it slows & reaches the front later it could turn earlier. Upper Gulf coast from New Orleans east needs to really watch.