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Is it possible to hit the terrible three’s when the kid is only 2 yrs and 3 months old?
Because imma argue that it’s possible.
On a completely unrelated note, I have a 27 month old child for sale.
Cheap.
#DGProper
Because imma argue that it’s possible.
On a completely unrelated note, I have a 27 month old child for sale.
Cheap.
#DGProper
Bedtime at this point is like a satanic ritual. There will be screams and possibly blood. WHO KNOWS WHO’S BLOOD? Possible poop all over the place. And a small monster who knows just enough to ask for things but then ask for the EXACT OPPOSITE once she gets what she’s asked for.
The more words she learns the clearer she tells us “I ain’t got time for y’all m’fuckas. Where da animal crackers at?”
Me: “Siddy bear, will you be a good girl?”
Her: “NO! I’m NOT a good girl. I’m a bad girl.”
Send help. We’re not gonna make it. #DGProper
Me: “Siddy bear, will you be a good girl?”
Her: “NO! I’m NOT a good girl. I’m a bad girl.”
Send help. We’re not gonna make it. #DGProper
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