Thread by @DanMoffTarkin

It’s that time. 🦈🌪
#TheLastSharknado
#Sharknado6

I wonder if Dolph Lundgren is gonna be back in the new one.

Hahahahaha, nope

Dinosaurs stole Tera Reid’s head. That’s how #TheLastSharknado Begins its journey

Mother of god, already with this movie

Expect typos

Is this a Game of Thrones and/or Jurassic World 2 thing with the dinosaur?

Tera the Pterodon, sure

Wait, is it Tara? Rara Reid? Fuck

Jesus, this is just such aggressive nonsense. The movie and everything I’m tweeting

Oh this is definitely a Game of Thrones thing. I don’t aatch Game of Thrones

Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Sure.

Tara Reid’s Robot Head is a character now

Could Sharknado 6 please stop focusing on the characters?

Or at least pick up the pace. C’mon, Sharknado. Maybe this is their revenge on me for all the times I yelled “OH FUCK YOU” at the TV during like half the movie

Half of Sharknado 4. The nadir of the series.

Sharknadir 4

Current mood.
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Ben Stein as Hamilton and Darrell Hammond as Washington. Sharknados and shit.

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DIALOGUE?

Wait, was that the Offspring guys as the British naval guys? Nacho fries are back!

“You two figure out how to get us some speed, I’ll be right back” means an ENTIRELY different thing where I come from. #TheLastSharknado #Sharknado6

That last oke is for @wasp_nest

*joke

OH FUCK IT’S THE OLD WEST! IF BRISCO COUNTY JR ROLLS UP MY SHARKNADO FANFIC WILL COME TRUE!

One criticism: they’re way overthinking the connective tissue. I can’t goddamn believe I’m saying that in my mind and nodding along as I write it. About a goddamn #Sharknado movie.

A character said “Story of my life” as I hit send tweet on that last one.

I don’t care about Dee Snyder.

I wonder how many times @GroovyBruce was asked to do cameos in Sharknado movies. I’m thinking once with a friendly “thanks, but no thanks” response accompanied by a picture of the most “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” dad face he could muster.

Gilbert Gottfried. I can’t help but wonder which of his film cameos had the worst dignity/paycheck karma: The Sharknado movies, or the time he played Hitler in the movie Highway to Hell.

Now I’m thinking about Highway to Hell and Ben Stiller’s weird cameo

Halftime report: This far, it’s my fourth favorite Sharknado movie

Wait no fifth

Sharknado movies best to worst so far:
1- Sharknado 5
2- Sharknado
3- Sharknado 2
4- Sharknado 3
5- Shakrnado 6
6- Sharknado 4

Me right now

CAPTAIN MERRILL STUBING?

Sharknado 5 had Charo as the Queen of England and Fabio as the the Pope

Fun fact: Downtown Julie Brown had cameos as an ER nurse/surgical assistant to Dr. Billy Ray Cyrus in Sharknado 2, and as Pope Fabio’s consigliere in Sharknado 5.

I often wonder, are they the same character? Because if not, that would make Downtown Julie Brown the only celebrity to cameo in two Sharknado movies as two different characters.

Git sidetracked, sorry. Holy shit, we’re goijg all the way back to the marble-mouthed, murdering ship captain from the opening of the first movie.

I wonder if Topher Grace will do one of his fan edits that compiles the entire #Sharknado series into one long movie

*Nathan Explosion voice* MARRRRRRRKKKETTTIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG
#Sharknado6
#TheLastSharknado
#TheLastSharknadoItsAboutTime

I’m sorry, I’ve only been half paying attention to the last hour or so of this movie, and I like Evil Orverlord Android April

April’s old (original?) robot head is still a major charater, plus an evil all robot April from the future... *sigh*

This whole thing right now is making me think of Tim and Eric

Oh shit

@wasp_nest I am brewing up the most insane Twin Peaks/Sharknado compare/contrast piece

Okay, that was kind of a sweet little tribute to the late John Heard at the end there

You could also call it ghoulish. It wasn’t unlike Ed Wood’s use of Bela Lugosi in Plan 9

All in all, I gotta say this was not a great Sharknado movie. It’s still nowhere as bad as 4, but nowhere as enjoyable as the first three or 5.

Post-script: I’m ending my night with @RiffTrax‘s take on Italian Jaws ripoff The Last Shark, aka Great White.