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It’s always time for WAFFFEE #WAFFFEE
Aug 19, 2018 51 tweets 7 min read
It’s that time. 🦈🌪
#Sharknado6 I wonder if Dolph Lundgren is gonna be back in the new one.
Jun 24, 2018 21 tweets 6 min read
This woman felt brave and bold enough to call the cops ON AN EIGHT YEAR OLD CHILD SELLING BOTTLED WATER IN FRONT OF HER HOME, but oh look how #PermitPatty runs and hides as soon as the camera comes out. Racists like #PermitPatty love calling the cops on minorities because it offers a layer of insulation between themselves and having to take personal responsibility for the cops’ actions against said minorities.
Jun 23, 2018 9 tweets 2 min read
The turnaround time between the media condemning Melania for things like plagiarism, defending her godawful husband, and being empty and soulless and the media treating her like some unspoiled princess kept locked in a cave by an ogre is getting quicker and quicker. I get that whatever unholy agreement she entered into with Trump when they married guarantees that she’d lose everything if she filed for divorce, but it’s not like Trump’s history pre-2005 doesn’t speak for itself.