Thread by @37paday

1/ Welcome to Monday in the independent republic of Brexitlandia

https://twitter.com/37paday/status/1030353319162732544

2/ Number 10 says the UK really really is behind Brexit because it’s the will of some people to make more people poorer

https://twitter.com/telegraph/status/1031280973781131266?s=21

3/ And given all the extra work needed to make everyone of us poorer apparently we should give MPs more money 🤯

https://twitter.com/usherwood/status/1031288459569324032?s=21

4/ No - everyone “knew what they were voting for” and it definitely was not to give MPs more money.

There was the offer of a bribe of money to the NHS but nowhere did it say “Let’s fund our evidence dodging parliamentary representatives instead”

5/ The Superdry founder has put up £1m pounds ( pre Brexit this was about a tenner) to spend on polling around a second referendum 😍

6/ Some like @SteveBakerHW are furious at this transparent use of funds. He had to be far more creative to win by resorting to breaking electoral law

https://twitter.com/stevebakerhw/status/1031145396444319745?s=21

7/ Who in their right mind would call for another vote

https://twitter.com/monkey__mark/status/1031304819229831168?s=21

8/ Perhaps someone unclear as to what the post Brexit options could look like

https://twitter.com/stephen_rth/status/1030849353894776832?s=21

9/ Perhaps someone who is disgusted at the £350m a week bribe that will not materialise

https://twitter.com/jacob_rees_mogg/status/1031259634873589760?s=21

10/ Especially when the consequences of Brexit become clearer

https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/1030929502090809344?s=21

11/ Even expenses cheat @bernardjenkin now publicly admits the risk of an M20 innovative jam is the outcome of no deal

https://twitter.com/bernardjenkin/status/1030718446873583616?s=21

12/ Its not obstruction @bernardjenkin - the UK is choosing to leave a frictionless trade system - it will lead to more friction. It’s not a hard concept

13/ You would have thought MPs whose constituencies would be most affected like @CharlieElphicke or “I have a right to be a wanker at work” @DamianGreen would be challenging all the chaos and pollution it would cause but no

https://twitter.com/37paday/status/1030706470898331648?s=21

14/ In fact instead of responding to my thread with a laser like analaysis of our position, what can be achieved and how that leaves the UK better off I get this

https://twitter.com/37paday/status/1031132582304534530?s=21

15/ Was it the failure to be honest, failure to call out breach of electoral law or the embarrassment of being called a coward that caused me to be blocked?

@DamianGreen blocking me won’t help you

16/ I mean I drove by the M20 recently and they are strengthening the hard shoulder

#brexitdividend

https://twitter.com/jameserothwell/status/1030552951536926722?s=21

17/ Fear not good people, common man, battler against the elite, British bulldog who never runs away even after winning a referendum @Nigel_Farage is back to tell us what Brexit means apparently

https://twitter.com/nigel_farage/status/1030561819159666691?s=21

18/ But Nige will soon be out of a job so needs to keep his media presence high so he can get all the TV money but without having to actually deliver anything.

19/ If it does not work out for him, at least we have record employment so he can become a fruit picker