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Stop looking for the next Obama.

You didn't even appreciate the last Obama.
"Let's find someone who's just like Obama.....except this time, he's whiter."

Yeah, quit telling on yourselves.
I know I just activated #NotAllWhitePeople Twitter, but anyway...

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