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Now I am become sarcasm, destroyer of worlds. Cogito ergo sumbitch ipso facto vis a vis hold deez.
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Sep 27, 2018 18 tweets 2 min read
Kavanaugh already sounds angry. "This 10 day delay has been harmful to my family, the Supreme Court and the country" but not to Dr Ford?
Sep 27, 2018 10 tweets 1 min read
Really bad optics for Rachel Mitchell to have to ask the 11 scowling Republican men behind her if its OK to ask a question. Also really bad optics for the GOP when they persist in grilling Dr Ford while the Democrats continue to offer her compassion and patience.
Sep 22, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
OMG Republican strategist Sarah Rumpf is about to get totally owned by Joy's panel. The referee needs to stop this, its a bloodbath
Sep 18, 2018 6 tweets 1 min read
49 days before the midterms and CNN is still doing panels with stubborn Trump voters. Only one even acknowledges she's bothered by Trump's policies towards women. The others blow off his extramarital affairs. None of them discuss his racist policies at the border. 5 out of 6 still plan to vote Republican. The sixth one says she ain't gonna vote at all.
Sep 16, 2018 5 tweets 1 min read
YES THE ROOKS ARE DOIN' IT BABY Jaire Alexander gets his first sack and Josh Jackson gets his first NFL TD on the blocked punt recovery in the end zone.
Sep 13, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
Imagine the people who continue to angrily troll you because you told one of their faves to fuck off two years ago. Exhibit A: this guy. *kisses fingers*
Sep 8, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
Don Lemon will interview #plaidshirtguy after the commercial break. He's wearing a DSA pin, by the way.
Sep 7, 2018 6 tweets 1 min read
Watching President Obama on C-SPAN. I'm glad he's attacking the Republican Party itself.
Aug 22, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
OK, the tweet AND the timestamp is a bit odd. Where was this tweet posted from? I should point out I'm in the Central time zone which would mean the tweet is reading like it was posted by someone on the west coast who'd be on Pacific time.
Aug 22, 2018 15 tweets 2 min read
Watched nearly an hour of FOX and Friends -- rare for me, but anyway -- they've spent all of five minutes on the Manafort/Cohen cases. Currently some young dickbag on FOX lamenting college doesn't teach American exceptionalism.
Aug 22, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
FOX: Sure, Manafort and Cohen are guilty but where's the collusion? Gregg Jarrett: If Trump did what Cohen said he did, its not illegal.
Jul 27, 2018 4 tweets 2 min read
And now you know why Tad Devine dropped off the scene a year ago. buzzfeednews.com/article/rubycr… Oh sway. (h/t @amylotven )
Jul 17, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
Trump's do-over is the same blame Obama bullshit he's said a number of times in the past. He flew to Helsinki and cowered in Putin's presence, now he's doing damage control to clean up his statements once he's back in the states.
Jul 9, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
Oh come on this cannot be real WHO WILL RISE TO SAVE US IN A DYSTOPIAN FUTURE FILLED WITH CARNIVOROUS ROBOTS
Jul 2, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
Why does Tulsi Gabbard avoid debating her opponents? staradvertiser.com/2018/06/30/haw… Tulsi Gabbard was highly critical of the limited debate schedule in the 2016 Democratic primaries - which is a bit odd, since Gabbard hasn't debated a primary opponent in six years.
May 24, 2018 10 tweets 2 min read
Awwww, Van Jones is being victimized by black people who think Trump is playing him for a sucker. Trump exploits every black person he comes into contact with, but Jones thinks he's the exception. Maybe CNN can do a follow up segment on why Van Jones expects Trump to treat him better than Trump has treated the presidents of HBCUs, former president Barack Obama, black cabinet members of the Trump administration and the entire black community in America.
Feb 19, 2018 24 tweets 7 min read
This story says Sanders supporters started seeing fake news from overseas as early as January 2016. Bernie told Chuck Todd one of his staffers alerted the Clinton campaign in September 2016. huffingtonpost.com/entry/bernie-s… Matthew Smollon started seeing the flood of fake news in January 2016 while moderating a pro-Bernie Facebook group. When he sounded the alarm, the other supporters accused him of being a Hillary shill before taking away his moderator privileges. huffingtonpost.com/entry/bernie-s…
Nov 3, 2017 17 tweets 3 min read
There will be no retractions or apologies from all the people who pounced on Donna Brazile's "conclusive" proof. Instead, what you see is media pivot from "she proved Bernie was robbed" to "The Democrats are killing each other". Always attack Democrats.