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The job offer came with a fat 6 digits salary, official house, official car & a paid house help service. I didn't even bother giving it a second thought before I boarded the bus from Calabar to Abuja... I was frustrated when John Said he's traveled

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Having been jobless for 6 years, the mouth watering offer that came with the job took away my sense of reasoning. I didn't even bother to call John & inform him I would be staying at his place for the period of the job interview process.

I guess my subconscious mind calculated that since John has never gotten a leave time from work since he started 8 years ago he wasn't going to be getting one now that I was coming.

I arrived Abuja quite late bcos the journey was about 13hours & since I couldn't afford to fly I took the road. I was so broke that on arrival I had just N800 on me; I had budgeted N300 for cab & the remaining N500 to survived me with John's help.

But here I was in front of John's door stranded to my teeth. Unfortunately, John is the only friend I know in Abuja so I quietly told myself "e Don be for me" as I began to brainstorm my next step of action. It's a Saturday & the interview is for Monday.

I was trying to make sure I got there early enough which was why I decided to come into Abuja two days to the scheduled interview.

My idea factory somehow went on leave so that I couldn't even figure anything out. I just sunk down as tears dropped off my cheeks

I picked up my phone in an attempt to call for help but my dad's phone was switched off & honestly there's no one else to reach out to. My silent tears gradually found voice as I couldn't hold it in anymore. I looked at my wristwatch & it was 9:30pm what can I even do???

Just then, a message came in & boom it was a love chatroom I registered for with my service providers (as a jobless bored youngman). The content of the message got my attention. It was direct & precise "hey, do you wanna come spend the night with me, I'm cold"...

Usually these kind of messages come from very foolish & horny girls who are looking for sex chats & I usually ignore them. But the situation I found myself in didn't allow me ignore. I simply replied "thus is my number 080*** call me if you're serious"

I did this in desperation bcos I remembered that this service works by location so I was quite hopeful that it would be real. I immediately burst into silent prayers hoping that this would be real. 15mins later, I got a call & the lady's voice mesmerised me

She said she was send her driver to come pick me from where ever I was. Only God knows how I danced as soon as she ended the call. In my mind I held a thanksgiving service in church to thank God for showing up in my case. After 45mins waiting, the driver arrived

I swear I had almost given up that nobody was coming bcos 45mins was more than enough time to do a round trip considering where I was. Bretherens, I was expecting to see a nice small car but I was shook when a convoy of 2 G-wagons & 2 Range Rover evogue came around.

I ran away at first bcos I was scared they were either law enforcement agents or ritualists or worse still, kidnappers. I hid in a tight corner until she called me to tell me her divers were outside waiting for me. I ran out with my bags, entered one of the cars with a big smile

I was still very scared of what could happen bcos the kind of wealth display in this cars alone tortured my conscience. All I was just hoping for was where to lay my head so I went there with a singular thought in my head "all die na die"

By the time the cars got the destination, it was a mansion bigger than you could ever imagine (trust me it was very very big) that the house help that led me into her presence missed his way two times before we finally met her. She was dead drop gorgeous 😍😍😍

She introduced herself as John & I did myself as Andrew (I'd didn't want to give out my real name bcos I was still scared to my bone marrows). She told me she was in her mid 50s & I almost died immediately bcos she was looking way younger than me that I'm in my 20s

The melanin that was popping from her gorgeous body left my mouth wide open while she spoke to me. I had imagined more than a billion things I would do to that body if given the chance. I regained my senses when she mentioned 200k as the money she would give me for the night🙆🙆

Mehn I lost my senses at this point. We started from kissing & hugging till we banged each other for 2 uninterrupted hours that I could feel a certain kind of heat inside of her. By the time I pulled out, I literally saw steam coming out of her punani

I quickly rushed into the bathroom for a quick shower before I fainted. I had not eaten since I got into town & here I was banging the life out of this over 50 woman. Her strength, vigor & flexibility left me in awe😲😲😲 I've never had it this good... never

She called out to me minutes later that I should come let's continue when we left off🙆🙆🙆 I was shook to hear this. I decided to come beg her for some more time but just then, we heard a car honk that made her jittery. She quickly dressed up, threw 50k at me & chase me out

I was still dragging my feet bcos the money wasn't complete & I thought I would be spending the night at her house. More so, I didn't want to leave her bcos she was just too fine to be left alone without a second round but by the time I heard gunshots in the compound I disappered

I managed to come out the back gate after almost 40mins of running & walking. Damn that house was big; I saw volleyball court, basket ball court, mini zoo & small children's park inside the compound as I scribbled to find my out.

I brought out the 50k she gave me & was thinking of a hotel to go when I got another message that read "house about you get 30k for a night with me". This time I was shocked & confused bcos I thought it was a gay dude so I just sent my number like I did with my first client😊😊

A very sweet melodious voice called me & asked if I was willing to meet her up at Transcorp Hilton. 😂😂😂 I just laughed in my mind and said to myself "God is very very good". I told her why not & she immediately gave me her room number & promised to give me transport money

Where I was at the moment wasn't far from transcorp & since it was very late, I wasn't sure I would get a cab so I decided to walk down. When I got there & she opened the door, her beauty melted my heart instantly that I didn't know when I kissed her 🙆🙆🙆

It would seem she was ready already as the kiss I gave her at the door led us straight into the business of the night. I liked her bcos she had devious tastes. Her room was like a penthouse so we smashed in every area of the apartment.

I was specifically blown away when she took me to the private pool in the condo & we did it there😭😭😭😭. My gosh, this has been my dream for ages coming but in one night, I've done almost 50things I promised myself I was gonna do before I was 30. The joy is indescribable

By morning when I woke up, she had already left with a bundle of 50k by my head. I couldn't even contain my joy. I just came down to the reception and booked their cheapest room in the hotel, moved my things & went to church to thank God for not allowing me see shame😂😂😂

That Sunday night, John called me that he just got back from his two weeks leave and saw my text. He asked where I was & told him not to bother that I would come around my Monday after my interview.

I just got myself a new set of clothes for the interview & slept well that night

On Monday morning, I quickly packed my bags & dropped them off at John's place & headed straight for my interview. The interview was slated to begin by 9am but I was there at the office complex by 6:45am. I mean this is Nigeria, I have to do anything to give me an edge

By the time I entered the office complex properly I was shook when I discovered that two persons were already there before me😭😭😭 I thought 6:45am was early for a 9am interview but seeing these guys who came before me gave me a rethink.

The interviews started at exactly 9am & there were just 8 of us. The interview series continued till it was 2 of us left and the time was 4pm. This is the point where we meet the boss of the company.

He came, shook hands with us & started a warm chat.

After about 25mins of induction speech, he told us his business is a family business & it's important we meet his backbone the people that support him. His wife & daughter.

He further said if anyone of us had any kind of disease we should speak up.

He explained that we shouldn't be scared that he asks this question all the time & he has nothing against sick people. As a matter of fact, his wife & daughter are HIV positive so he appreciates & tries to support sick people the best way he can.

Neither of said anything.

Since neither of us (employees) said anything, he decided to bring in his family to greet us. Brethrens, by the time the two of them stepped out I discovered I'd slept with mother the previous night & both of them are HIV positive & I did not use protection 🙆🙆🙆

Hope you had a good read😉😉