😂TEACHER:Joseph,go to the map and find North America
JOSEPH:Here it is.
TEACHER:Correct. Now class,who discovered America?
CLASS:Joseph
😂TEACHER:Wale,Y are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
WALE:You told me to do it without using the tables
😂TEACHER:Adigun, how do you spell CROCODILE?
ADIGUN:KRO-KO-DIAL
TEACHER:That’s wrong
ADIGUN:Maybe its wrong,but you asked me how I spell it
Love this child
😂TEACHER:Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water? REBECCA:H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:What are you talking about?
REBECCA:Yesterday you said it's H to O.
😂TEACHER:Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
MOSES:Me!
😂TEACHER:Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
ABRAHAM:Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are
😂TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't punish him?
PETER:Because George still had the axe in his hand
😂TEACHER:Buwembo, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
BUWEMBO :No sir, It's the same dog. 🐕🐕
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
😂TEACHER:Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
FEMI:A teacher
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We spend the best years of our lives waiting for a #Miracle when the miracle is #Life itself
We wait for approval,we wait for promotion,we wait for the bonus,we wait for freedom,we wait for a revelation AND in all this,we forget to live
Today, I make this promise to myself. No more waiting. I will live each day like it was the last day of my life. And I will live each day like it is the first day of the rest of my life with no regrets of the day that was..
I will be #Courageous.
Not courageous like a #Soldier under fire, but courageous enough to not wait. Courageous enough to #Live every moment to the hilt.
#Courageous enough to know that the only losses I should fear are the loss of #Love and #Respect, for myself & for those around me.
#TooGoodNotToShare ... #Rule72
What is Rule 72?
In personal finance, if you divide the number 72 by the rate of interest, you get to know the number of years it will take for you to double the money..
Eg: if the rate of interest is 9%, simply divide the number 72 by 9 and the answer is 8. Thus it will take 8 years to double your money if you invest at 9% p.a. rate of interest.
#INTEREST
We can use this rule in reverse to know the rate of interest needed to double your money to achieve your set goal.
At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady.
She started screaming out of fear.
With a #panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started screaming and jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach
Her reaction was contagious as everyone else in her group also started to panic
The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away but it landed on another lady in the group and it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama
The waiter rushed forward to their rescue
In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter
They rounded up three goats from the neighborhood and painted numbers 1,2 & 4 on their sides.
That night they let the goats loose
inside their school building.
The next morning, when the authorities entered the school, they could smell something was wrong.
They soon saw goat droppings
on the stairs and near the entrance
and realized that some goats had
entered the building
A search was immediately launched
and very soon, the three goats were found
But the authorities were worried,
where was goat 3?