1...Imagine (if you can) that you are the political plankton @PeterBoneUK.
For 13 long years you have held your nose & suffered the whiny grievances emanating from Midlands skid mark town #Wellingborough...
For 13 long years you have held your nose & suffered the whiny grievances emanating from Midlands skid mark town #Wellingborough...
2...Your only previous claim to fame was when you were described as Britain's "meanest boss" by the Daily Mirror for paying a 17-year-old trainee 87p an hour while remunerating your wife £45k per year.
3...Suddenly, thanks to a decision of galactic size stupidity by #DavidCameron, you & your fellow has-beens & never-will-bes in the #ERG, find yourselves at a table with the big boys. Who needs viagra now you’re pals with Boris & Jacob & the press are all over you?
4..Now’s your chance to make history, to be a brave #Brexit crusader who rescues shining Albion from the evil embrace of the #EU empire! Surely a cabinet post awaits, then ermine &, all the while, fabulous wealth showering down from your grateful City mates busy shorting the £!
5..Then, in one revelatory & ghastly moment of clarity you realise...I got nothing & nor has any of the rest of these cretinous clowns.
We’ve had 40 years to come up with a plan B & we got nothing! Zilch. Nada. Diddly.
We’ve had 40 years to come up with a plan B & we got nothing! Zilch. Nada. Diddly.
6..Just think about that @PeterBoneUK, when you’re in a nursing home sat in a pool of shite of your own making.
You’ve been here before.
It was called #BrexitShambles.
You’ve been here before.
It was called #BrexitShambles.
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