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Holly Figueroa O'Reilly 🌸 Profile picture
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Sep 18, 2018 • 4 tweets • 2 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
“It has a huge mushroom head… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had..." - @StormyDaniels about Trump's dick.🤣
thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-l…
For reference: here's the "mushroom character" (Toad) in Mario Kart. 🤣🤣🤣
If anyone doubted that Trump had a tiny, mangled peen, this should put your doubts to rest and give you nightmares forever. 🤣🤣🤣

You're welcome. 😇😇😇 #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation
Toad. Trump. So many similarities.

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Holly Figueroa O'Reilly 🌸 Profile picture
Oct 9, 2018
Are we really doing this, Ben?

(Deep breath.)

Okay, let's go.

Over the past 20 years, only 2-10% of rape accusations are proven to be fake. 1/

web.archive.org/web/2018010102…
The FBI has put the number of "unfounded" rapes - those determined to be false after investigation - at 8%. 2/

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Since records began in 1989, in the US there have been only 52 cases where men convicted of sexual assault were exonerated because it turned out they were falsely accused. 3/ law.umich.edu/special/exoner…
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Oct 8, 2018
Women to Bob Corker re: Kavanaugh: "What am I supposed to tell my daughters and granddaughters"

When he woudn't answer the question, she said, "November is coming."

Bob Corker laughed and said, "yeah, but I'm not on the ballot."

This is what we're up against.
#MondayMotivation
I sure hope @BobCorker doesn't intend on running for president anytime soon. #mondayMotivation
Did watching Bob Corker's little smirk and giggle in this video skeeve you out, too? Volunteer with @BlueWaveCS during #TheLastWeekend before the election. #MondayMotivation
thelastweekend.org/bluewave
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Holly Figueroa O'Reilly 🌸 Profile picture
Oct 6, 2018
🔥THREAD:

Kavanaugh has been confirmed.

If we take back the house, they will launch a full and thorough investigation into ALL claims of sexual assault and lying under oath.

We need your help to #TakeItBack.
1/
1) Sign up to volunteer during the most crucial weekend before the election: #TheLastWeekend. thelastweekend.org/bluewave
#Kavanaughvote
2) See our @BlueWaveCS🌊 voting guide to find local, state, and congressional candidates to choose from.

bluewavecrowdsource.com/candidates
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Holly Figueroa O'Reilly 🌸 Profile picture
Oct 6, 2018
"Judge Kavanaugh is highly qualified, I'm glad Dr. Ford was heard".

Looks like a hostage video with Trump standing just off camera, feeding her lines at gunpoint.

BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP MELANIA
#saturdaymorning #amjoy
OMG who did this?
OMFG
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Holly Figueroa O'Reilly 🌸 Profile picture
Oct 5, 2018
Labor market slowed substantially in Sept.

134,000 added jobs indicating worker shortages and U.S. trade skirmishes are cutting hiring.

Who could have predicted that trade embargoes would be bad for the workers who benefit from free trade?

usatoday.com/story/money/20… #jobsreport
Look, the problem isn't the unemployment rate.

The problem is that when the Great Recession hit, millions of good paying jobs disappeared.

The economy is bouncing back, but those good paying jobs have been replaced by low paying jobs. #jobsreport
For a concrete example of this, watch this report on just one city: Dayton, Ohio. #JobsReport

FRONTLINE, Left Behind America pbs.org/video/left-beh…
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Oct 5, 2018
If you haven't laughed yet today, here's a video of President Trump walking up the stairs to Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. While this isn't grounds for the #25thAmendment, it does fit the pattern of Trump just being a fucking idiot.
@ManInTheHoody can you confirm, CGI or shit related stickiness? and can you put this to music, please?
And I added it here because fuck it.

⚡️ “"Who am I? Why am I here?" #25thAmendmentNow” by @AynRandPaulRyan

twitter.com/i/moments/8856…
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