If you haven't laughed yet today, here's a video of President Trump walking up the stairs to Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. While this isn't grounds for the #25thAmendment, it does fit the pattern of Trump just being a fucking idiot.
"It surprised me a lot to hear him say that he never blacked out...yeah, very drunk." - James Roach, one of Kavanaugh's college roommates, who was not interviewed by the FBI. #ThursdayThoughts#NoKavanaugh
Brett Kavanaugh’s former college classmate Chad Ludington “unequivocally” says that Kavanaugh “has not told the truth” in denying the possibility that he blacked out from drinking: “I never saw him passed out but I saw him quite drunk” #Thursdaythoughts
Oct 3, 2018 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
"If a man didn't commit sexual assault in HS, he's not a member of the male sex." - @BklynCollege411 professor, Mitchell Langbert
“Crooked Hillary wants to increase these immigration numbers very, very substantially. She’s no friend of women. And she’s no friend of L.G.B.T. Americans. No friend, believe me.” - Trump, the best friend of the gays, believe me.
#NostraDumbAss strikes again!
There's a Trump tweet for everything, man.
Oct 1, 2018 • 24 tweets • 8 min read
Men, we hear you.
Several men have expressed concern that they might be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, sexual harassment, or sexual misconduct going forward due to the #MeToo movement. I thought I would share these helpful tips...
1. Stay alert and aware at all times. If you are at a party with a woman who you think will falsely accuse you of sexual assault, limit your alcohol consumption.
She is free to drink, but your impaired judgment is not an excuse for her false accusations.
Trump says he knows a D senator with a drinking problem who is aggressive. "I've seen that person in very bad situations. Somewhat compromised." Then he says "whatever the Senators want is okay with me."
This is some gangster level blackmail shit, y'all.
Kellyanne Conway: ‘I’m a Victim of Sexual Assault,’ But Slams FBI Probe of Kavanaugh #SundayMorning#SundayMotivation thebea.st/2R96fRU?source…
Jake Tapper: As a survivor of this, does that not make you think, when you hear somebody like Professor Ford, does that not make you think these women need to be heard?
Kellanne Conway: They should all be heard. And they should be heard in courts of law.
Rosenstein discussed invoking the 25th Amendment to oust Trump in the days after Comey was fired in May 2017 and also discussed wearing a wire to secretly record his conversations with Trump. #FridayFeeIing
This is just fucking delicious.
Looks like we weren't the only ones talking about the 25th Amendment!
“It has a huge mushroom head… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had..." - @StormyDaniels about Trump's dick.🤣 thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-l…
For reference: here's the "mushroom character" (Toad) in Mario Kart. 🤣🤣🤣
Sep 16, 2018 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
He was supposed to be deported on 9/11. Due to protests, that date has been moved to 9/21.
We only have 5 days to make sure this man isn't sent to certain death.