Ok, friends. First things first: READ @WarfareNavel THE BEST TROLL SLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER's thread on CRC Public Relations "professionals" provokunting on Twitter.
Then, join me for a quick tour of CRC's MOB AF client list.
Ready?
Let's go! We start from the end because I'm feeling ornery.
"Walden Media"
Uh Oh. That's Philip Anschutz. As in, patron of Neil Gorsuch. As in, guy who profits off Coachella (STOP GIVING HIM YOUR MONEY, MILLENIALS)
He's a funder of provokuntsiya. twitter.com/search?q=Ansch…
Next on our MOB AF clients from CRC's client list:
Victory Film Group.
Oh. That's Steve Bannon.
Fuck you you syphilitic "I'm a Leninist" hovel-dwelling mole rat. thestranger.com/features/2017/…
Ok then we have The Federalist Society
MOB AF.
just look at #whofundsthefederalist and also check out John Bolton *who accepted money from MEK* but has not filed a FARA so um how did he get a Security Clearance again?" speaking at their society last week: startribune.com/bolton-interna…
Next up: Summit Entertainment.
Oh looky! It's an "ex" Mossad agent! Arnon Milchan. twitter.com/search?q=Milch…
Next one? Simon & Schuster. "But they just make books though, Lou."
Um yeah. But...their parent company is CBS.
And CBS got issues, y'all.
MOB ISSUES. twitter.com/search?q=CBS%2…
Next client: Regnery Media.
They are "a conservative book publisher" and their parent company is Salem Media Group. and their *distribution* is by....Simon & Schuster.
MOB AF. twitter.com/search?q=Salem…
Salem bought Redstate=founded by @bdomenech. #WhoFundsTheFederalist, Ben?
ok next is Pizza Hut which ok Yum Brands yup KFC yup MOB got it yep.
Sorry for delay, @TundraEatsYou led me to a rabbit hole tangent, which I couldn't resist because it's cat(dog)nip.
Next: Pharmaceutical Research & Manufacturers Association=PhRMA
Member cos = Purdue, who made $5bn off selling Opioids to Americans w Giuliani's help so FUCK EM.
Next: Parents Television Counsel = Brent Bozel III = Media Research Center, heritage of GOP fuckery family 🤮
NEXT: Paramount = Viacom = Sumner Redstone = CBS 🤮
Northrop Grumman: tough one. They make stuff that we desperately need for national security. But also...
this happened, but it was done by a company Northrop Grumman acquired in 2000-this stuff happened before the acquisition. abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/FedCrim…
Next: New Line Cinema. Parent = Warner Media= Time Warner-ATT
Warner Bros has a MOB history and this move by AT&T seems rather MOBBISH: wsj.com/articles/at-t-…
National Taxpayers Union is the next client; they lie about tax cuts not being the reason for deficits.
National Federation of Independent Businesses smells like ASTROTURF.
National Conference of Catholic Bishops = US Conference of Catholic Bishops
I don't understand the full scope of the Catholic church drama but I think they tried to smear Pope Francis over McCarrick & failed.
Next for our purposes= MPower Pictures, a film company that makes mainstream films and also overtly Catholic/Christian propaganda films (Passion of the Christ was one of theirs). franciscanmedia.org/steve-mceveety…
Next problem child client of CRC: Media Research Center = Brent Bozel III ⬆️⬆️⬆️.
disgusting provotwat MARK JUDGE wrote a bunch of gross propaganda for MRC.
Next Ruh Roh client= Institute for Energy Research = Koch money. 'nuff said.
Forbes 2000 (Forbes for President) = Steve Forbes = member of Council for National Policy. Brent Bozel from ⬆️⬆️⬆️ also a member.
more on CNP: twitter.com/search?q=CNP%2…
OK EADS (Airbus) & Disney on their list, you dig on your own there. I'm looking at Corn Refiners Association next. RUH ROH. They tried to get mommy bloggers to pimp their product....FAIL!!! (GO MOMS GO) care2.com/causes/hfcs-lo…
"Cherry Tree" is not descriptive enough for me to know definitively what company that is, so skipping it.
CACI = part of the privatized intelligence industry. not-so-great, it seems: reuters.com/article/us-usa…
Associated Builders and Contractors = Anti-Union
Anglican Church of North America = Anti-Gay bbc.co.uk/news/world-352…
Americans for Technology Leadership = ASTROTURF for Microsoft, another CRC client articles.latimes.com/2001/aug/23/ne…
Americans for Tax Reform = Grover Norquist
Americans for Prosperity = Kochs
Americans for Competitive Technology = Microsoft ASTROTURF
American Pizza Community = anti-food labelling laws
"In addition to menu labeling, the group’s other concerns include fair wages and labor policies, tax reform and commodity policies." huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/the…
Amazon=they may have some anti-trust stuff coming up soon....
Alliance of Automobile Manufacturers = Anti-@BarackObama era fuel economy standards forbes.com/sites/greggard…
ACEC = American Council of Engineering Cos, =anti Fair Labor Standards Act rules.
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here's how I imagine the strategy meeting went:
PR1: "SHIT THE ALFA SERVER STORY IS OUT WE GOTTA DISTRACT DISTRACT DISTRACT!"
PR2: "LET'S THROW SOME ALL BLACK PEOPLE LOOK THE SAME CHUM INTO THE WATERS OF THE LEFT SO THEY DON'T FOCUS ON THE RUSSIAN MOB INFILTRATION OF OUR GOV'T!"
Buh Lou what are you taaallking about?
The Hill lets people who are REGISTERED (and unregistered) FOREIGN AGENTS PUBLISH PROPAGANDA IN THEIR OUTLET. Do you think they have any ethical standards? That'd be a big fat NO.
PS. google "the hill" + "Wilbur Ross"
ALFA SERVER STORY IS OUT.
"Better late than never" says a friend.
Was There a Connection Between a Russian Bank and the Trump Campaign? newyorker.com/magazine/2018/…
The New York Times:
Published a Putin Op-Ed on Syria in 2013.
Failed the nation in 2016.
Headlines matter. @nytimes: SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.
Bauman is an advocate for offshoring money to avoid taxes.
SO WE ARE CLEAR:
Tax avoidance is why our infrastructure is crumbling. Tax avoidance is a form of greed. Tax avoidance is unpatriotic. Tax avoidance is what's gonna get alllllllll the bad guys. #FATCAgonnagetcha
Bauman's wife Carol Dawson (their marriage was annulled in 1983), and he were deeply involved with Young Americans for Freedom, aka YAF, and the American Conservatives Union, aka ACU. washingtonpost.com/archive/politi…
Brett Kavanaugh 2015 financial disclosure report contains the following:
"Trip to Arizona Cardinals-Detroit Lions football game in Detroit with group of friends from Georgetown Prep high school class of 1983, hosted by high school classmate Michael Bidwilll, President of...
...Arizona Cardinals. October 10-11, 2015. Paid $500 to reimburse for flights and game ticket."
The game was at 4:05PM on October 11th. Ended 7:20PM.
No mention of where Kavanaugh stayed, who paid for his stay, or if he stayed with a friend. No mention of who paid for food/BEER.
Let's go through the Dutch Ministry of Defense's presentation on the indictment of GRU officers today. Purple = my imaginary commentary of the officers who put this presentation together. (AND REMEMBER: I'm A HOUSEWIFE not a SPY)
Link available in @SpicyFiles' tweet.