Thread by @ninaandtito

Ok, friends. First things first: READ @WarfareNavel THE BEST TROLL SLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER's thread on CRC Public Relations "professionals" provokunting on Twitter.
Then, join me for a quick tour of CRC's MOB AF client list.
Ready?

https://twitter.com/WarfareNavel/status/1043289233983791104

Let's go! We start from the end because I'm feeling ornery.
"Walden Media"
Uh Oh. That's Philip Anschutz. As in, patron of Neil Gorsuch. As in, guy who profits off Coachella (STOP GIVING HIM YOUR MONEY, MILLENIALS)
He's a funder of provokuntsiya.
twitter.com/search?q=Ansch…

Next on our MOB AF clients from CRC's client list:
Victory Film Group.
Oh. That's Steve Bannon.
Fuck you you syphilitic "I'm a Leninist" hovel-dwelling mole rat.
thestranger.com/features/2017/…

Ok then we have The Federalist Society
MOB AF.
just look at #whofundsthefederalist and also check out John Bolton *who accepted money from MEK* but has not filed a FARA so um how did he get a Security Clearance again?" speaking at their society last week: startribune.com/bolton-interna…

Next up: Summit Entertainment.
Oh looky! It's an "ex" Mossad agent! Arnon Milchan.
twitter.com/search?q=Milch…

Next one? Simon & Schuster. "But they just make books though, Lou."
Um yeah. But...their parent company is CBS.
And CBS got issues, y'all.
MOB ISSUES.
twitter.com/search?q=CBS%2…

Next client: Regnery Media.
They are "a conservative book publisher" and their parent company is Salem Media Group. and their *distribution* is by....Simon & Schuster.
MOB AF.
twitter.com/search?q=Salem…
Salem bought Redstate=founded by @bdomenech. #WhoFundsTheFederalist, Ben?

ok next is Pizza Hut which ok Yum Brands yup KFC yup MOB got it yep.

https://twitter.com/911CORLEBRA777/status/1005885374328012800

Sorry for delay, @TundraEatsYou led me to a rabbit hole tangent, which I couldn't resist because it's cat(dog)nip.
Next: Pharmaceutical Research & Manufacturers Association=PhRMA
Member cos = Purdue, who made $5bn off selling Opioids to Americans w Giuliani's help so FUCK EM.

Next: Parents Television Counsel = Brent Bozel III = Media Research Center, heritage of GOP fuckery family 🤮
NEXT: Paramount = Viacom = Sumner Redstone = CBS 🤮

Northrop Grumman: tough one. They make stuff that we desperately need for national security. But also...
this happened, but it was done by a company Northrop Grumman acquired in 2000-this stuff happened before the acquisition.
abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/FedCrim…

Next: New Line Cinema. Parent = Warner Media= Time Warner-ATT
Warner Bros has a MOB history and this move by AT&T seems rather MOBBISH:
wsj.com/articles/at-t-…

National Taxpayers Union is the next client; they lie about tax cuts not being the reason for deficits.

usatoday.com/story/opinion/…

National Federation of Independent Businesses smells like ASTROTURF.
National Conference of Catholic Bishops = US Conference of Catholic Bishops
I don't understand the full scope of the Catholic church drama but I think they tried to smear Pope Francis over McCarrick & failed.

Next for our purposes= MPower Pictures, a film company that makes mainstream films and also overtly Catholic/Christian propaganda films (Passion of the Christ was one of theirs).
franciscanmedia.org/steve-mceveety…

Next problem child client of CRC: Media Research Center = Brent Bozel III ⬆️⬆️⬆️.
disgusting provotwat MARK JUDGE wrote a bunch of gross propaganda for MRC.

Next Ruh Roh client= Institute for Energy Research = Koch money. 'nuff said.
Forbes 2000 (Forbes for President) = Steve Forbes = member of Council for National Policy. Brent Bozel from ⬆️⬆️⬆️ also a member.
more on CNP: twitter.com/search?q=CNP%2…

Next: ForAmerica
YIKES.
theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

OK EADS (Airbus) & Disney on their list, you dig on your own there. I'm looking at Corn Refiners Association next. RUH ROH. They tried to get mommy bloggers to pimp their product....FAIL!!! (GO MOMS GO)
care2.com/causes/hfcs-lo…

Chevron.
"Hello, can you say Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violations?"
Oil for Food. YIPES.
fcpa.stanford.edu/enforcement-ac…

"Cherry Tree" is not descriptive enough for me to know definitively what company that is, so skipping it.
CACI = part of the privatized intelligence industry. not-so-great, it seems: reuters.com/article/us-usa…

Associated Builders and Contractors = Anti-Union
Anglican Church of North America = Anti-Gay bbc.co.uk/news/world-352…
Americans for Technology Leadership = ASTROTURF for Microsoft, another CRC client articles.latimes.com/2001/aug/23/ne…
Americans for Tax Reform = Grover Norquist

Americans for Prosperity = Kochs
Americans for Competitive Technology = Microsoft ASTROTURF

American Pizza Community = anti-food labelling laws
"In addition to menu labeling, the group’s other concerns include fair wages and labor policies, tax reform and commodity policies."
huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/the…

Amazon=they may have some anti-trust stuff coming up soon....
Alliance of Automobile Manufacturers = Anti-@BarackObama era fuel economy standards forbes.com/sites/greggard…
ACEC = American Council of Engineering Cos, =anti Fair Labor Standards Act rules.
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