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@ThomasWictor 1) Time ALWAYS favors Republicans. ALWAYS.

The Democrats blitz out accusations and hope to remove opponents before they can be thoroughly reviewed.

It is why they recycle their tactics and use the same one several times in succession. EVERY. TIME.
@ThomasWictor 2) It is why I made the #fudgerule. Because if you give a bombshell story or a new accusation or some scurrilous horseshit 2 days of air, it will literally burn out and collapse into ash.

EVERY.

TIME.
@ThomasWictor 3) Think of how fast the Ramirez allegation fell apart. The Swetnick even faster. Ford's allegation looks about as structurally sound as a treehouse on top of a fucking Christmas Tree, that's after a WEEK.
@ThomasWictor 4) Grassley allowed the Dems a week to try to blitz more allegations that each successively died faster than the last. McConnell now traded a week for Flake to be reduced to being as pointless as male nipples, like the ones he shows off so proudly on his weird old man pecs.
@ThomasWictor 5) By Monday, the FBI will have returned with an answer.

They investigated what they could. There were no federal crimes. Anything alleged had the statute of limitations expire decades ago.

Liberals will then have hot shit takes about how statutes of limitations are unfair.
@ThomasWictor 6) And then Kavanaugh will be on the supreme court and everyone who threw a shitfit will look dumb but it won't matter because they'll pretend their fearmongering never happened.

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