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I am proud to present #brexit RYMES thread or brexit for kids hope you all like them
Little blue peep tried to follow the sheep but they didn't know where they were going leave all alone to go it alone themselves off the Cliff theyl be throwing
Cam cam the Eton man buggered it up so away he ran under his arm he carried a porky pig with whom he liked to go Jiggety Jig #Brexit #brexitRYMES
Dr Foxter on a flight Roster flew round the world in Vain he fell in a cesspit got up to his neck in Brexshit and felt right at home again #Brexit #brexitRYMES
Maybot had a little ram it's lies were white as snow everything Maybot tried to do the ram was sure to blow it followed her to the EU one day he didn't know one rule made the Europeans laugh and say he was a proper fool #Brexit #brexitRYMES
I had a magic money tree but nothing would it bear for the little people about whom I did not care Queen Arlene of Ulster came to visit me all for my magic money tree #Brexit #brexitRYMES
Hot pork pies stuffed with white lies one a penny 2 a penny hot pork pies sell em to the daft sell em to the old they sell best on the side of a bus I'm told #Brexit #brexitRYMES
Jezzer was a leftwing man of the EU was no fan. He found a shinny penny shouted not for the few not the many but was quiet as a mouse as #Brexit burned down the house #brexitRYMES
I saw lady leadsom riding a #Brexit unicorn but as I looked close I saw it was but a painted donkey with a strap on for a horn #brexitRYMES
Lonely lady may sat alone thinking #Brexit wishing she could bin it for however she tried to spin it there was just no way to win it #brexitRYMES
Trumpty numpty sat on the wall the numpty jumped not thinking he'd fall all trumps horse and all trumps men grabbed the pieces like vultures right then #Brexit #brexitRYMES
Hark hark watchdogs don't bark the @LeaveEUOfficial vlad boys are coming to town some drive jags some smoke fags and one wears Putins gown #Brexit #brexitRYMES
Boris Johnson sank the good ship Brexitannic but Boris wasn't bothered and didn't care he was busy combing his long blond hair #Brexit #brexitRYMES
Jezzer cat jezza cat where have you been you were supposed to be opposing Theresa the #Brexit queen jezza cat jezza cat do you actually care or di you want #Brexit however ill it will fare #brexitRYMES
Yankee poodle was a clown riding on a pony he stuck a chicken in his hat and called it Chlorioni #Brexit #brexitRYMES
Dave Davis thought he was nimble and thought he was quick but as he jumped off the #Brexit cliff all could see that he was thick #Brexit #brexitRYMES
Little Mogg blue come blow your horn the sheep are in the shit but your snout's in the corn where is the man who looks after the sheep he can't be asked so hes fast asleep should we wake him no I reply he's a tory so if imsaid it would help it would be a lie #Brexit #brexitrymes
The Maybot of farts baked some tarts for king Barnier the knave of farts he took the tarts to Brussels right away King barnier saw the tarts and beat the knave full sore the knave of farts would go to Brussels no more #brexit #Brexitrymes
BREXSHIT CAKE BREXSHIT CAKE Steve bakers' the man half bake me a acake as fast as you can fill it with shit and mark it with B and fuck up the future for baby and me #brexit #brexitRYMES
Theresa theresa allegedly a leader how does your #brexit with warning bells and ramcid smells and every week a new low #brexit #brexitRYMES @GrumpyScot
Ah Andy Almost forgot. hark hark watchdogs don't bark the vlad boys are coming to town some drive jags some smoke fags and one in Putins gown @andywigmore #Brexit #brexitRYMES

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