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David Burge Profile picture
@iowahawkblog
Oct 8, 2018 • 5 tweets • 1 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FROM <checks notes> AMERICAN ASTRONAUT FOR <checks more notes> FAVORABLY QUOTING WINSTON CHURCHILL
I AM IN MY FRONT YARD ANGRILY SHAKING A PROTEST PLACARD SKYWARD AT YOU, UNWOKE ASTRONAUT
#HasAstronautLandedYet
Ground Control to Major Scott
Ground Control to Major Scott
Commencing meltdown at your thought
Check you privilege or may God's hate be with youuuuu
wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha
No apology is truly sincere unless it was delivered in a desperate attempt to placate a mindless, faceless online mob

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