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Pete Turton’s Other Account

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Jan 8, 2018 • 19 tweets • 3 min read Twitter logo

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#NHStoday on twitter:

He’s definitely going

He’s probably gonna be deputy PM

I can’t wait for him to leave

Did you know his former roommates sixthform sweethearts cousins butler once read an essay on privatisation of the NHS?

No he didnt

Yes he did. Canary said so.

Something something patient safety.

WHATS TABLE TENNIS GOT TO DO WITB PATIENT SAFETY ANYWAY?

it doesn’t matter, he’s going to get moved on from health anyway.

It’s going to be so amazing, we can reclaim our #NHS and save it and fight a former nurse who’s husbands a virgin or something.

Oh he’s staying.

Incandescent rage.

Fight breaks out between patient safety campaigners and non-acute speciality doctor. Guardian article to follow.

NHA come 3rd in a Parish council by-election.

Meanwhile medical registrars are conflicted: they don’t want to admit nurses can’t be registrars after 2 years for fear of looking snotty, but on the other hand ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR MIND?!

And that’s today in the #nhs on twitter.
#hunt #jeremyhunt #nhs #nhscrisis

Oh and there’s enough chairs in the #nhs. Rest easy guys.

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