Thread by @kansaratva

"What's the forecaste?" asked Faker Doobta.

Pat Riot looked up the billiards table, just about to hit the orange ball with the cue.

"It's overcaste," he replied, and hit the ball right into the pocket. "Although, there is some relief from bye-polls."

Ms Agro sniggered. 1/

"I believe it was the movie," she said, smiling at random strangers. "It should be broadcaste all over ______."

"My girlie," asked Riot, "did you watch the movie?"

"I did, and see what I have been reduced to."

"Reduced?" thought Faker, but he kept this thought to himself. 2/

"A perfect caste though," she continued. "The kohl-lined eyes of the progressive reformer, the disheveled locks of his hair..."

"Where's Raul Cornwall?" interrupted Riot, as Ms Agro went peculiarly dreamy-eyed.

Faker came to the rescue. "Still recovering from the avalanche." 3/

It was no coincidence that Peter Subramani walked in.

Faker, Riot, and Ms Agro kneeled in front of him and kissed his left hand.

"Hail Mary!" shouted Peter, and they repeated the same. "How is Operation First Lady?"

"She's singing like a canary," said Faker sarcasteically. 4/

They all laughed till the chandeliers shook.

"The most watched video of Cornwall," said Riot, "was this toasty tribute to Fairy Canary and her prowess with heeled shoes!"

"Make her a familiar face," said Peter, "and it would make him an outcaste."

"Amen!" chanted the rest. 5/

The budget was being telecaste live, and the four paused to take a look.

Riot opened his Twitter app and a smile spread across his constipated face.

"It's funny," he said, "that the loyal base of White Beard is united by us and divided by him, this time bickering on taxes." 6/

Ms Agro laughed hysterically, like a Juliet who expects Romeo in his usual attire and instead finds him wearing Paris's Burberry jacket.

The hotelier was worried about his clients now.

"His own ministers break the Saffron Castele more effectively than we do," she snickered. 7/

Peter was a little downcaste. "White Beard is creating a new voter base away from the limelight."

Faker smiled, "Isn't that your strength, St. Peter?"

"It is, and it is time to show my strength too," asserted Peter. "We need to replicate the protest model from the South." 8/

Faker nodded, accepting Peter's idea of casterating Vikas through stir-fried Mushrooms.

"Meanwhile," said Faker, "we continue to use #D3 with #WTF as the multipliar. The Beards offer no resistance. They have no allies."

Peter gloated over this and shouted, "Hail Mary!" 9/

Ms Agro, meanwhile, was lost in her thoughts. She watched the TV and felt hungry. She summoned the waiter, asked him what he could bring pronto.

"Pakodas," he replied.

Riot hit him on the nose, and with a holiar-than-thou smile on his face, said, "Shubratri," and left. /END