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Peni, Pidi, Pici, the cuddly canines of Torn Kurta sat dejected in a corner.

Peni handled WhatsApp, and she was fed up sending incendiary messages for #D3.

Pidi handled Twitter, and she was fed up composing tweets that were way out of line with her Master's intelligence. 1/
Pici handled speeches, and she was dejected because she had nothing to do now that elections were over.

She was, therefore, surprised when her Master told her to write a speech.

Pici looked at him, then at her friends, Peni and Pidi, who nodded to her, and said, "I won't!" 2/
Torn Kurta was taken aback.

"What? Why?" he sputtered.

Pidi was the one to speak up. "We refuse to work for the biscuit crumbs you *throw* at us. You have *spoiled* our names - they call your quasi-human sycophants with *our* names. Pathetic!"

Saying so, the three ran away. 3/
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"What's the forecaste?" asked Faker Doobta.

Pat Riot looked up the billiards table, just about to hit the orange ball with the cue.

"It's overcaste," he replied, and hit the ball right into the pocket. "Although, there is some relief from bye-polls."

Ms Agro sniggered. 1/
"I believe it was the movie," she said, smiling at random strangers. "It should be broadcaste all over ______."

"My girlie," asked Riot, "did you watch the movie?"

"I did, and see what I have been reduced to."

"Reduced?" thought Faker, but he kept this thought to himself. 2/
"A perfect caste though," she continued. "The kohl-lined eyes of the progressive reformer, the disheveled locks of his hair..."

"Where's Raul Cornwall?" interrupted Riot, as Ms Agro went peculiarly dreamy-eyed.

Faker came to the rescue. "Still recovering from the avalanche." 3/
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