The committee has been apprised of some glaring omissions and has added four play-in games. #magamadness begins TODAY! Brutal inter-marriage matchups between Mnuchin and Linton for the right to take on top-seeded dairy farmer Devin Nunes.
Kellyanne “can’t stop crying” has been awarded a 7 seed and she will face the winner of a death match between profane pinky ring Mooch and obvious anagram Reince Priebus. #magamadness
Sean Spicer declined his 12 seed in order to attend a furry convention. His space will be taken by the winner of a play in match between the worlds dumbest PHD Carter Page and the secretary of taking food from poor children Mick Mulvaney.
This is my son. He’s a large adult holding an enormous gun. Sometimes he kills elephants for fun. Is he even divorced yet? He thinks he’s the future of the Republican Party. He once dmed with Julian Assange. #HimToo
This is my son. He had five kids but this is not his wife. #himtoo
This is my adult son. He’s okay except if you give him beer and then he tends to get a little allegedly rapey. #HimToo
I’m old enough to remember when they told us Trumpism wouldn’t be so bad and that Ivanka would be a moderating force and that we were being hysterical for nothing. We weren’t hysterical. We were right.