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Molly Jong-Fast

@MollyJongFast

Mar 2, 2018 • 7 tweets • 4 min read Twitter logo

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The committee has been apprised of some glaring omissions and has added four play-in games. #magamadness begins TODAY! Brutal inter-marriage matchups between Mnuchin and Linton for the right to take on top-seeded dairy farmer Devin Nunes.

Kellyanne “can’t stop crying” has been awarded a 7 seed and she will face the winner of a death match between profane pinky ring Mooch and obvious anagram Reince Priebus. #magamadness

Sean Spicer declined his 12 seed in order to attend a furry convention. His space will be taken by the winner of a play in match between the worlds dumbest PHD Carter Page and the secretary of taking food from poor children Mick Mulvaney.

First poll of the #playingames. Who is more Trumpworld? #magamadness

Second poll of the #playingames. Who is more #trumpworld? #magamadness

Third poll of the #playingames. Who is more Swampish? #magamadness

Fourth poll of the #playingames. Who is more swampy? #magamadness

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