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The committee has been apprised of some glaring omissions and has added four play-in games. #magamadness begins TODAY! Brutal inter-marriage matchups between Mnuchin and Linton for the right to take on top-seeded dairy farmer Devin Nunes.
Kellyanne “can’t stop crying” has been awarded a 7 seed and she will face the winner of a death match between profane pinky ring Mooch and obvious anagram Reince Priebus. #magamadness
Sean Spicer declined his 12 seed in order to attend a furry convention. His space will be taken by the winner of a play in match between the worlds dumbest PHD Carter Page and the secretary of taking food from poor children Mick Mulvaney.
First poll of the #playingames. Who is more Trumpworld? #magamadness
Second poll of the #playingames. Who is more #trumpworld? #magamadness
Third poll of the #playingames. Who is more Swampish? #magamadness
Fourth poll of the #playingames. Who is more swampy? #magamadness

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Oct 9, 2018
This is my son. He’s a large adult holding an enormous gun. Sometimes he kills elephants for fun. Is he even divorced yet? He thinks he’s the future of the Republican Party. He once dmed with Julian Assange. #HimToo
This is my son. He had five kids but this is not his wife. #himtoo
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He’s so shrill.
He should smile more
I feel like he’s screaming at me
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Oct 7, 2018
I’m old enough to remember when they told us Trumpism wouldn’t be so bad and that Ivanka would be a moderating force and that we were being hysterical for nothing. We weren’t hysterical. We were right.
“Moderate centrist”
Future of the Republican Party
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Oct 5, 2018
“I am an independent impartial judge.”
“I am an independent impartial judge.”
“I am an independent impartial judge.”
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Sep 28, 2018
Ted Cruz wants us to know that women who are sexually assaulted ruin men’s lives.
But Mark Judge doesn’t want to be interviewed because he’s a recovering alcoholic
Um, it’s not up to Mark Judge but surrrrrrrreeee Ted Cruz
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