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Fake judge, sovereign citizen, common law court guru Bruce Doucette has been found guilty of all counts on Colorado.

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It's sad how many people think that Trump will read their tweets and respond with the answer to their prayers.

Doucette's "judge" ID. Note the small "u" in uNited. The theory is that the United States isn't a sovereign nation, it's just a collection of sovereign States who just happen to be united.

United States is a compound noun.
uNited States is a noun modified by an adjective.

To become a Judge he mailed a bunch of sovereign citizen paperwork and mailed it using the US Postal Service on the theory that doing so has special meaning. These are the tracking numbers for those mailings.

"Judge Doucette" fancies himself something of a genius.

Doucette participates in an alternative judicial system often called the Common Law Court. They have judges, grand juries, petit juries, and marshals to enforce their rulings and verdicts. These "Continental Marshals" range from convicted felons to retired sheriffs.

Some of your may remember Doucette from the 2016 Malheur Standoff in Oregon. #Oregonstandoff oregonlive.com/oregon-standof…

Doucette is scheduled to be sentenced in May. It's likely to be a *very* long sentence. Co-defendant Brian Baylog (who pleaded guilty) has already been sentenced to 10 years and Stephen Nalty (jury conviction) was handed 22 years in prison.

My bad. I need to amend that prior post.

Brian Baylog - 10 years
Steven Byfield - 22 years
Stephen Nalty - 36 years

My handy dandy chart.

Alaska Fake Judge Anna (full name and title Anna Maria Wilhelmina Hanna Sophia Riezinger-von Reitzenstein von Lettow-Vorbeck, Private Attorney in service to His Holiness, Pope Francis) has tried to intervene on Curry's behalf in NM but to no avail.

So, while Colorado has been putting these guys on trial in real court, Doucette's fellow sovereigns brought the case to their own common law court with hand-picked grand and petit juries. The sovereigns found the defendants not guilty. seditionists.com/doucetteclj.pdf

If you look at the sentence structure for this document filed in federal court, you'll find that every sentence fits a formula - starts with the preposition "for" and so on.

This is called "truth language." To see a more stringent example from the inventor of this grammatical blender salad, here's the source: dwmlc.com

The inventor of this "quantum language" brags that he has an IQ of 200 and that he became the King of Hawaii by converting the state name into a verb.

Since this thread has way too much crazy for a Saturday, here's a picture I took of a dinosaur eating a palm tree.

For those who want to learn more about truth language, here's a quick explainer from the inventor.