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Mar 16, 2018 15 tweets 13 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
#TrumpRussia got you down? We get it. How can anyone keep up with ALL that mess?

(cue bad music)

INTRODUCING #TRAITOR CARDS! Now you can traitor with your friends! At home, on the go, never again will you forget what’s his face who betrayed your country.

Collect them all! 🇷🇺
1) Multiple ties to the mob & Russia. 4+ intelligence agencies confirmed election meddling. Congress passed sanctions. Government has the power to stop cyber attacks. Poison, hacking attempts, & still, Trump does nothing.

#Traitor #TrumpColluded
2) Trump Jr is best known for being an idiot. He once noted at a real estate summit that his family sees a lot of money from Russia. He also set up the infamous meeting with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya. He then tweeted out the evidence.

#Traitor #TrumpCrimeFamily
3) Don’t let Eric’s big, beautiful gums fool you. Sure, he can’t find Russia on a map, but he does know Russian money flows through The Trump Organization. Eric is also under scrutiny with his father for how their foundations handle kids cancer money.

#Traitor #TrumpCrimeFamily
4) With no security clearance or experience, Ivanka is still employed as one of her father’s key advisors. With her shady real estate deals with Felix Sater and her husband Jared, look for Ivanka’s new fashion line to focus on orange jumpsuits.

#Traitor #TrumpCrimeFamily
5) Jared doesn’t talk much, but when he does, it’s usually about lying on his security clearance app. Yes, Jared & his wife Ivanka are two of America’s highest security risks, yet they still continue to make shady real estate deals around the world.

#Traitor #TrumpCrimeFamily
6) Lock her up. Words Michael will never live down. The disgraced, former National Security Advisor for Trump has plead guilty to lying to the FBI, and is ready to cooperate & testify about his Russian contacts.

#Traitor #LockThemUp
7) With deep ties to Russian and Ukrainian Oligarchs, Paul’s knack for money laundering made him a perfect fit as Trump’s campaign manager. Now indicted, Paul doesn’t look like he‘ll be cooperating with the FBI, & will most likely spend his life in prison.

#Traitor #TrumpRussia
8) Devin strongly believes that when the FBI is investigating your president for conspiracy, you need to obstruct justice and investigate the FBI. Spear heading a memo hoax, Devin will do anything to distract & deflect from our GOP’s corruption.

#Traitor #ObstructionOfJustice
9) Putting money over children’s lives, Wayne’s organization, the NRA, is currently under investigation for helping to illegally funnel Russian money into the Trump campaign. Yes, Wayne will do anything to fund Republicans, as long as it means more guns.

#Traitor #NRABloodMoney
10) Once, just a simple talk show host, Sean is now the biggest propagandist in American news today. Working at a network that is not legally news, Sean continues to conspire with the WH & Russian trolls to push false narratives for a fake president.

#Traitor #FireHannity
BONUS) For the super fan 😎

A history of Donald Trump’s business dealings in Russia

#TrumpRussia #TrumpColluded…
BONUS) But wait, there’s more 🤗

No collector can #resist this handy interactive timeline of ALL things #TrumpRussia…
BONUS) And who could forget this little diddy? 🤔

#Trump #Corruption…
We’ll be riiiight back 💁‍♂️

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