Thread by @Trumpet1984

Here's a just a PARTIAL list of things that are now ok for future presidents according to the GOP thanks to Trump:

1.Affairs
2.Cyberbullying
3.Calling opponents childish names
4.Golfing 1/3 of the time
5.Pitching products
6.Running a kleptocracy

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7.Not releasing tax returns
8.Excessive executive orders
9.Tweeting day and night about celebrities and other nonsense
10.Tweeting nonsense words and not admitting they’re typos
11.Never admitting you’re wrong. Ever.
12.Hush money

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13.Collusion with a foreign power
14.Undermining the judicial branch
15.Undermining our national law enforcement agencies
16.Allowing individuals access to top secret information without a security clearance
17.Nepotism
18.Money laundering

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19.Setting up back channels with our adversaries
20.Treating our allies like enemies
21.Treating our enemies like allies
22.Showing admiration and affection towards dictators
23.Not speaking out against wrongdoings from our adversaries

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24.Working on foreign policy with adversaries prior to taking office
25.Secret meetings with adversaries
26.Emailing and coordinating with WikiLeaks
27.Allowing foreign adversaries to attack our elections with no retribution

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28.Pretending not to know a foreign power attacked our elections even when overwhelming evidence exists
29.Making foreign policy decisions off the cuff
30.Assigning high level positions to individuals with zero experience

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31.Assigning high level positions to individuals whose mission is to shut down the agency they run
32.Routinely firing members of your Cabinet and claiming there’s no chaos in the administration
33.Having close associates indicted

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34.Pretending not to know close associates when they’ve been indicted
35.Bragging about anything and everything
36.Obsessing over things like election wins
37.Lying ALL THE TIME
38.Making fun of people with disabilities
39.Misogyny
40.Having no experience

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41.Not wanting to be president
42.Referring to other country as “shit holes” and using other denigrating language
43.Asking others to lie on your behalf
44.Embracing racists
45.Blowing the racist dog whistle

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46.Referring to altercations with racists as having “good people on both sides”
47.Catering to a small base of voters and not caring what the majority of Americans want
48.Not calling out domestic terrorism

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49.Quickly admonishing wrongdoings by people of color but turning a blind eye when the same crimes are perpetrated by white people
50.Hanging fake pictures of magazine covers
51.Mercilessly attacking credible news organizations as “fake news”

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52.Denigrating journalists
53.Saying a woman is “bleeding from her whatever”
54.Incoherent speeches
55.Pretending to be an expert on things you know nothing about
56.Staffing your administration with sycophants

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57.Making “jokes” about how nice it would be to be a dictator
58.Wearing ties at the wrong length (but DEFINITELY not wearing a tan suit! That’s still VERY bad.)
59.Backing out of international agreements without good reason

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60.Only acting on the advice given from the last person who happened to speak to you
61.Understaffing the entire United States government
62.Leaving important positions in the government vacant
63.Accepting bribes

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64.Praising dictators and enemies of the US in public speeches
65.Announcing policy changes without consulting ANYONE
66.Announcing policy changes over Twitter
67.Thinking that the judicial branch should do your bidding

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68.Thinking the Department of Justice should do your bidding
69.Building distrust within the FBI by publicly disclosing classified information
70.Staring at the sun during an eclipse
71.Calling black athletes unpatriotic

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72.Singling out individuals and saying they should be fired even when they don’t work for the government
73.Saying trade wars are good things
74.Announcing tariffs without consultation from anyone
75.Treating all non-white immigrants like criminals

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76.Working with media companies to spread propaganda
77.Ignoring security briefings and instead gathering information from TV broadcasts
78.Threatening lawsuits against anyone who speaks poorly of you
79.Speaking like and having the vocabulary of a 6th grader
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80.Having temper tantrums like a child
81.Pushing individuals out of the way so you can be front and center
82.Not holding your wife’s hand
83.Not showing any affection whatsoever towards your wife

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84.Saying you grab women by the pussy
85.Using private email servers while in office (hmmm, this one sounds familiar)
86.Setting up fake universities to scam people of their money
87.Writing on shelter walls with permanent marker

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88.Having appointees spend government money lavishly on-air travel, vacations, furniture, etc
89.Relationships with porn stars
90.Accepting campaign funds from foreign governments
91.Not enacting sanctions overwhelmingly agreed to by Congress

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92.Changing positions on something often, sometimes even in the same sentence!
93.Hiring the worst while claiming to hire “only the best”
94.Let billionaires change policies to enrich themselves
95.Endorsing pedophiles

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96.Showing sexual desire towards your own child
97.Hiring a national security advisor after being warned he was a security risk
98.Having a campaign manager who failed to file as a foreign agent
99.Insulting a woman by her appearance

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100.Lying about crowd sizes

I have 30 more, but there's a 25 thread limit so I'll wrap up here with what is still NOT allowed.

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What is still off limits:

Wearing a tan suit
Using Dijon mustard as a condiment
Not wearing a flag pin during a debate
Using “chintzy” binder clips on documents
Putting your feet on your desk
Chewing gum

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