Action - not words - against Antisemitism starts here!

Obviously not with me, despite me being guilty as hell. But I can’t chop my own head off.

Not with the leadership team, ditto, because, well, they ARE me. Even though we all want Israel destroyed. So ... 1/
How about the General Secretary, Jennie Formby? She’s hired an antisemite, said some dodgy things but most of all, she’s ‘Len’s representative on Earth’. So can’t touch her, even though she will surely impede progress in antisemitism because 2/
... Len is chief agitator. He and Unite actively promote ‘Jewish Voice for Labour’ an organisation packed with vicious antisemites fronted by people born Jewish in order to undermine the Jewish community in the media. Len bankrolls me! So not him. Well ... 3/
Let’s throw out Ken! Trouble is, Ken has a legal team ready to challenge us in the High Court. Also, if we chuck him out, every senior Labour member - including some on the NEC-who have backed him will become vulnerable. Also, I really don’t want to throw out my mate. So ... 4/
...let’s throw out my friend Jackie Walker! That’s actually possible. She has done a huge amount of damage on our behalf, and her expulsion would guarantee her tons of airtime to repeat what we can no longer say. Only she is a hero to the grassroots ... 5/
... and the loyal Corbynistas that love Jackie - and Ken? My praetorian guard, my base? If I expel the reportedly 5,000 of them who are being reported as antisemites among them I will be chopping off my right hand. I’ll do twenty or so, make a fuss, and quietly stop ... 6/
... ditto a few councillors and party officials. I’ll expel the holocaust deniers and quietly ignore the rest. A sizeable chunk of them are Muslims from Bradford, Blackburn etc and it would be Islamophobic to interfere! So you see ... 7/
... these people ARE the #Labour party now. I CAN’T make more than a few token sacrifices ... 8/
.. Oh, and that goes for the NEC members and also those MPs like Chris Williamson and my staff who all joined me on the Palestine Live Facebook group. Therefore: 9/
I WILL ROLL OUT A PROGRAMME OF EDUCATION FOR ALL PARTY MEMBERS! It will make no difference as my lot will never change, but it will play well in media until the storm passes #JobDone

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Jul 10, 2018

As so many have failed to appreciate @JennieGenSec’s improvements to the document agreed by academics & approved by 31 nations, it falls to me (just the right person) to Jewsplain antisemitism to the ungrateful: <thread>
These are the four items we dropped from the definition, with my meticulous, learned and humble anti-racist explanation of why the Labour Party has done so, clearly demonstrating how omission improves the fight against ‘the oldest hatred’.
Suppose my friend, the vicar Rev. Sizer, says “Mossad did 9/11” (He did) & a British jew says “that’s antisemitic” (they did)-then I say, l “you’re only saying that because he’s pro-Palestinian” (I did). Well, the Jew can’t get away with such sneaky allegiance to Israel!Dropped!
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All friends of Ken Livingstone must now join me in banding together against those who know he has been persecuted by sinister forces for speaking the truth. To do so we must first understand the propaganda used by the #JewsErmZionists. Follow this thread to learn more. /1
Firstly, last year 107 Labour MPs and many of our Peers signed a statement calling what Ken had said "insidious racism" "antisemitism" and "Holocaust revisionism". Ignore them, they are just MPs, Zionist pawns. Move on… /2
Next challenge is that the world's most respected Holocaust historians came out in unison to describe what Ken had said as "categorically false". Whatever. It's their word against ours. Ken read it in a book, 30 years ago, but it was an actual book.… /3
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I will now exonerate myself completely of all ridiculous charges by CAA @antisemitism that there was anything dodgy about my two-year membership of the #PalestineLive secret Facebook group that could POSSIBLY bring the Labour Party into disrepute. So read this thread, you fools!
Firstly, it's a secret group. I couldn't possibly get onto it except if a nasty antisemite invited me, so the odds of me finding myself there are a million to one. Well, that's exactly what happened! How amazing! #WhatAreTheOdds
It turns out that a lovely woman called Elleanne Green, the founder and admin of the group, DID invite me (my memory!). She is no antisemite, she just believes Mossad did 9/11-but then so did my good friend Stephen Sizer, who I defended-and he's in the group, so it's all good!
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