Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Profile picture
Labour MP for Ramallah West (Parody)
Jul 10, 2018 7 tweets 3 min read

As so many have failed to appreciate @JennieGenSec’s improvements to the document agreed by academics & approved by 31 nations, it falls to me (just the right person) to Jewsplain antisemitism to the ungrateful: <thread> These are the four items we dropped from the definition, with my meticulous, learned and humble anti-racist explanation of why the Labour Party has done so, clearly demonstrating how omission improves the fight against ‘the oldest hatred’.
May 21, 2018 7 tweets 3 min read
All friends of Ken Livingstone must now join me in banding together against those who know he has been persecuted by sinister forces for speaking the truth. To do so we must first understand the propaganda used by the #JewsErmZionists. Follow this thread to learn more. /1 Firstly, last year 107 Labour MPs and many of our Peers signed a statement calling what Ken had said "insidious racism" "antisemitism" and "Holocaust revisionism". Ignore them, they are just MPs, Zionist pawns. Move on… /2
Apr 4, 2018 10 tweets 2 min read
Action - not words - against Antisemitism starts here!

Obviously not with me, despite me being guilty as hell. But I can’t chop my own head off.

Not with the leadership team, ditto, because, well, they ARE me. Even though we all want Israel destroyed. So ... 1/ How about the General Secretary, Jennie Formby? She’s hired an antisemite, said some dodgy things but most of all, she’s ‘Len’s representative on Earth’. So can’t touch her, even though she will surely impede progress in antisemitism because 2/
Mar 8, 2018 19 tweets 7 min read
I will now exonerate myself completely of all ridiculous charges by CAA @antisemitism that there was anything dodgy about my two-year membership of the #PalestineLive secret Facebook group that could POSSIBLY bring the Labour Party into disrepute. So read this thread, you fools! Firstly, it's a secret group. I couldn't possibly get onto it except if a nasty antisemite invited me, so the odds of me finding myself there are a million to one. Well, that's exactly what happened! How amazing! #WhatAreTheOdds