Been a week since I watched #InfinityWar and another week till it’s #GE14, so here’s a thread on which Malaysian #PRU14 calon is which #InfinityWar character.
Spoilers warning ⚠️
Thanos: Najib. The power stone is GST; space stone is redelineation; reality stone is 1MDB; soul stone is Altantuuya; time stone is UndiRabu; and mind stone is cybertroopers. (1/10)
Iron Man: Mahathir. Was supposed to retire but none of us can actually remember him retiring. Everyone thinks he’s gonna die soon. (2/10)
Thor: Azmin Ali. Brother issues. That’s all you need to know. (3/10)
Captain America: Muhyiddin. Leadership figure who fell from grace. Tired af with all y’all. (4/10)
Bruce Banner/Hulk: Wan Saiful Wan Jan. Smart af, but no one’s really seen him in action so far. (5/10)
Black Widow: Wan Azizah. Second in command to Iron Man but also... geddit? Widow? Cause her husband is...? Nvm.
Pic not included cause I know y’all will give me shit with photoshopping Kak Wan over ScaJo. (6/10)
Black Panther: Mukhriz. Rich af thanks to daddy. Led a state for a bit then dissolved into nothingness.
Seriously. Where is he these days? (7/10)
Spider-Man: Syed Saddiq. Iron Man’s ward. Youngest member of the team. Heartthrob for the ladies. Knows how to say the wrong thing at the right time. (8/10)
Dr Strange: Lim Guan Eng. Been described as cocky and arrogant. Otherwise, pretty capable of leading a squad. (9/10)
Star Lord: Hadi Awang. Arguably the single person who causes Thanos’ win...
...for now. (10/10)
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