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Gyrating falconer. Trumpism ethnographer. Propaganda hunter. Against dictated collectivism. Abe Lincoln fan. Duty to warn. Civilian parody, 17 USC § 107. #ETTD
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Sep 5, 2018 9 tweets 2 min read
There's so much to quote in here I don't even know where to begin.…
Jul 12, 2018 30 tweets 15 min read
For the next 24 hours I will be posting nothing but clips of the Gowdy/Goodlatte Congressional Shitshow™ that occurred today. I would like to sincerely, honestly, with all my heart thank @cspan for bringing me this bounty of absurdist comedy; we are blessed. #HouseOfRepresentin' We'll start slow with a bit of selective editing. Hey @RepGoodlatte, you should come to our open-mic night; that last one-liner wasn't bad.
Jul 12, 2018 7 tweets 2 min read
Politically-motivated fishing expeditions, show prosecutions by local authorities, often performed purely to discredit or shame the dissident: leading indicators of end-stage corruption. When process is abused as a blunt instrument of punishment, the social contract is broken. Mark my words: they will drop the charges before trial. Probably immediately before trial. This type of abuse of process is designed to consume the resources, time, and energy of a political opponent in bad faith by subjecting them to arrest and the legal process.
Jul 11, 2018 6 tweets 3 min read
I'm not a veteran. I haven't served. But if I were, and wanted to send a message that the tools, equipment and personnel that defended my life and country aren't toys to be paraded around for a KIA/POW-mocking toddler's entertainment, here's how I'd do it. #1MillionVeteransMarch I wouldn't look for cash, I wouldn't look for Twitter verification, and I wouldn't look for sponsorship. I'd look long and hard for a small number of well-known and well-respected veterans with name recognition who happened to share my view. Sign them on. #1MillionVeteransMarch
Jul 7, 2018 5 tweets 6 min read
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the disinformation ring responsible for @aItcybercommand – a sans-serif capital I, instead of a lowercase L. These idiots really thought they were clever. I wasn't lying. More in-thread over the next hour. Let's get this party started. Cc: @AITcybercommand. Note the sans-serif capital I instead of a lowercase L. @Twitter: You have a design issue with real-world consequences; where is the team?
Jul 1, 2018 4 tweets 2 min read
No single agency should be tasked with handling asylum/trauma/flight cases along with international criminal drug cartels. #BreakTheICE After the tragic events of September 11th, 2001, "the functions and jurisdictions of several border and revenue enforcement agencies were combined and consolidated into U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement". Maybe it's time to restore normal order. #BreakTheICE
Jun 30, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
Hot take: "abolish ICE" is a losing and un-nuanced strategy. The agency does deal with organized crime quite often. IMO: break ICE into two independent agencies, and place asylum and alleged misdemeanor crossing-only offenses under the exclusive purview of a different agency. And, I mean, come the hell on, the slogan writes itself: "Break the ICE".
Jun 28, 2018 5 tweets 2 min read
"88 generals, 14 three-star or higher". Numerology is stupid, which is why white supremacists use it. I mean, unless you can tell me why they chose that number instead of something in normal human base 10.… "We Must Secure The Border And Build The Wall To Make America Safe Again" is literally fourteen words. Again, coincidences everywhere.
Apr 8, 2018 5 tweets 1 min read
SOMEONE DIED ON YOUR PROPERTY YOU ASSHOLE Six more first responders were injured. There were no sprinklers there to douse the flames. You declared the blaze extinguished a full hour before it actually was. What in the name of all that is holy is WRONG WITH YOU?
Mar 26, 2018 11 tweets 8 min read
The grifters over at @The_Trump_Train are impersonating their political opposition, and I can prove it beyond any and all reasonable doubt. I kept the receipts. They are not good at this. #Resistance #Resist #TrumpistQVC But of all of the information I've collected – even the smoking-gun domain/PAC registration data and archives of their dual-use Shopify account – this single image is the one that has brought me the most joy. @The_Trump_Train: basically grifting children, but in adult bodies.
Mar 17, 2018 4 tweets 3 min read
Here is @CamAnalytica CEO Alexander Nix's finger pointing at personally-identifiable voter information during a prior interview with TV 4. We now know that @CamAnalytica exfiltrated data on 50 million people from Facebook, and had data on approximately 230 million people total. Hey reporters: I know this embedded clip is two years old, but @CamAnalytica seems like the kind of trash operation that would demo using real data. Below: satellite imagery from 35.12 latitude, -79.77 longitude (35°07'12.0"N, 79°46'12.0"W). The location is north of Ellerbe, NC.
Mar 17, 2018 5 tweets 5 min read
Today, @Facebook banned @CamAnalytica and @TheSCLGroup from their platform for abuse, worldwide. On a related note, I'd like to introduce you to @m_schweickert, CA's Vice President of Global Media. Rules of engagement: my only commentary will via soundtrack. #Resistance #Resist Facebook-banned @CamAnalytica's VP @m_schweickert: "We started working with the Trump campaign in about June of 2016, when it became obvious that a sophisticated data apparatus would be needed". I can't comment. I just do the soundtrack. Rules are rules. #Resistance #Resist
Dec 30, 2017 7 tweets 4 min read
Hey #Resistance: hold on to your butts. The registration information for below matches that of (RIP, data captured) and (RIP, you just don't know it yet). Smoking gun. Also the gun safe is on fire and so is the house. Two hundred twenty thousand victims.
Dec 29, 2017 17 tweets 7 min read
I have full Domaintools domain reports that authoritatively substantiate this information. I archived the whole site and watched them turn on WHOIS privacy after the fact. They know they screwed up. Screenshots below.