The highest rated ethical company in the flower delivery sector. We plant a tree for every bouquet you buy!
Aug 8, 2018 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
When you're having breakfast then suddenly remember that life is essentially meaningless. #InternationalCatDay
1962: The cat is invented. Originally intended for military use, the furry walking machine becomes an unexpected hit with bored families. #InternationalCatDay
Oct 14, 2017 • 19 tweets • 2 min read
Due to the recent rise in followers, I’m having to report to the Social Media and Cake Committee. It’s always a depressing experience.
The Committee is formed of Old Man Grimes, Social Media Simon, Cigarette Man and Cake Beryl.
Oct 13, 2017 • 15 tweets • 2 min read
The year was 1998. Her hair was like silk in my hands. Her lips were tender, sensual. Our hands fitted together like two mink doves.
We walked the streets in Nice in the moonlight, strolling past cafés and yachts and laughing couples. We were very much in love.